Like a bad neighbor, they aren't there! And they're not on your side!

^Oh no, a bad neighbor is always there.

AND YOUR WIFE! Or in her case her boyfriend or husband.

And how is that any consolation!?..

The FML committee also knows you're an asshole.

I feel as if 3 is a moment away from, making a comment, requesting a picture for proof that the OP is a female. Creepers status there!

They do check doctor's visits. And they're going to need you to reimburse them for that gynecology visit last month.

I don't think there are any male nurses at this particular doctor's office. There are like 2 male docs but everyone that works there otherwise is a woman. It's kind of nice.

Why is this thumbed down? There's no gender identification symbol, it's a funny and accurate thing to ask.

Skinny jeans?? *shudders*