Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth...

By pheebs314 - 7/11/2012 21:16 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

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to 18- I'm the op... I didn't realize I hadn't been signed in when I posted. Basically, I have had the same.insurance for years and been using it for the same birth control for at least 5. I'm not sure what happened... Some clerical error I guess. I had it figured out but it was definitely weird.

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By SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#5126035 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:21

It's those fucking jeans!
Jeans always make you look like you have a boner. Even if you're female.

By Welshite | 39

#5125992 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:16

Well, you can prove you are a woman, but I think only the male nurses would appreciate the gesture.

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By TheDovahkiid | 2

#5125984 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:15

Well that's fucking dumb of your insurance.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#5126065 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:24

Like a bad neighbor, they aren't there!
And they're not on your side!

P374RD3D | 9

#5126157 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:42

^Oh no, a bad neighbor is always there.

jujubunni5 | 9

#5126496 - Thursday 8 November 2012 2:10

AND YOUR WIFE! Or in her case her boyfriend or husband.

By pikapikalove | 5

#5125989 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:16

It's okay, OP... The FML Community knows you're a woman... I think....

simonelli | 9

#5126740 - Thursday 8 November 2012 4:12

And how is that any consolation!?..

liv_graham | 7

#5126920 - Thursday 8 November 2012 6:43

The FML committee also knows you're an asshole.

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5131163 - Friday 9 November 2012 11:26

I feel as if 3 is a moment away from, making a comment, requesting a picture for proof that the OP is a female. Creepers status there!

By liv_graham | 7

#5125991 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:16

How would they have the record of you being a man? Don't they check doctors visits?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5126881 - Thursday 8 November 2012 6:10

They do check doctor's visits. And they're going to need you to reimburse them for that gynecology visit last month.

By Welshite | 39

#5125992 - Thursday 8 November 2012 0:16

Well, you can prove you are a woman, but I think only the male nurses would appreciate the gesture.

pheebs314 | 17

#5126994 - Thursday 8 November 2012 8:09

I don't think there are any male nurses at this particular doctor's office. There are like 2 male docs but everyone that works there otherwise is a woman. It's kind of nice.