By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 811
You deserved it 47 996

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mruizk9 7

if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?

Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?

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mruizk9 7

if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?

uhh, nobody drinks when they're legal anymore.

shouldn't said "worthless piece of sh*t sent from the bowls of hell" (;

shouldn't said "worthless piece of sh*t sent from the bowls of hell" (;

Um, does it really matter? They might be home from university or simply drinking underage? It's pretty common nowadays.

ha! that is what I had thought it said at first!

I'm 20 and I drink and still live with my fam

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

I live with my parents, but I do it to get the house when they pass on.

supermankisses 1

Yeah.. not everyone can afford to be out on their own nowadays, no matter what age it is. Especially while in school :|

KiddNYC1O 20

I agree with 73. In this economy, it's best to stick together.

Living with your parents = spending money on more alcohol instead of rent. My logic overthrown yours.

conan13_fml 0

what if it is the other way around, his mom lives with him...

conan13_fml 0

what if it is the other way around, his mom lives with him...

conan13_fml 0

her mom with her, forgot OP was a girl

I think the point is that OP is underage, and that's why it's a bug deal that her mom caught her hungover...

macman23 4

I like 66s pic. we all know you drink haha

cindayy77 0

my dad moved out when he was 34 :P

at-least you're drinking in front of the wheel and not behind it!

that was directed at 66

There are countries where you're allowed to drink at the age of sixteen, dumbass

scullster 0

that is a fail

scullster 0

ya and it says the OP is from the US dumb ass

someoneget OP a big bucket of water because he just got BURNNEEDDD!

If you're old enough to spell, why act like you're illiterate.

Moving out of your parents' house is a total american cliche. It started to become socially acceptable that you move out of your parents' house because they they could sell/rent more homes to young people. There's nothing wrong with living with your parents, especially if you're not married.

Rico_Mal1116 0

Maybe, you shouldn't disappoint your mom like that?

agreed, your mom and the rest of the world would be better off without you. no one needs such a disappointment in their lives. you knwo what to do OP..

Idonebeenhad 17

cereal is the DEVIL!

umm, u sure u still weren't drunk?

-19 please just stop, don't even insist and encourge suicide. Just no.

*encourage for you Grammar Nazis o.0

KingGeorgeGal 12

Shouldn't have drank THAT much that you got THAT much hungover.

flockz 19

hmmmm if u wouldn't of mixed your cereal and your booze this could of all been avoided.

yummycupkake 0

this wouldn't have happened if the silly rabbit had his Trix :(

Hangover=Torrets Syndrome?

not really 91. a person with turets doesn't always yell swears, sometimes thy just twitch or something, and it's normally one random word in a sentence, like. " I like to PISS ASS go for long DICK FAGGOT walks on the TITTY FART beach." for an example of this, search the late "turets guy" on YouTube, he was a good man. I loved his ASS BITCH videos. he will be missed. BALLS

silly 88, tricks are for kids!

iJasper 8

Rico Mal, I love your profile picture :3

yeah I yell at my cheerios too they send me messages taunting me all the time with there "ooooo's"

MrFlintstone 5

no op I don't think you were sober yet

that damn cereal.

You obviously didn't drink enough if you were eating breakfast!!

#19- you are going to the bowls of hell with the cereal

is your picture that thing that bites off your hand if your lying?

#19. I know a lot of people who have threatened and attempted suicide before. Thank God none of them succeeded but it's comments such as those that make me seriously sick to my stomach. Why would you ever suggest to someone that they should cause their friends and family grief and take away the gift of life from themselves? Life sucks sometimes but suicide is never the answer. Maybe you should get some therapy so you can learn to spread love and optimism instead of hatred and despair.

That's why I don't drink

Agreed. just limit yourself.

agreed. if he's complaining about it he shouldn't have gotten drunk in the first place..but still FYL op

Just stay away from that minefield entirely

I would hate to see what he would look like on shrooms though.

It's says your 15.

Atleast you were creative with your insults :P

epiikgangster11 2

agreed

IWarnedYou 0

As soon as I read the word 'cereal', I thought of Rebecca Black. I'm sad now.

PSQ91 6

Yeah I though so too, plus he probably went out on a FRIDAY night!

Dylan401169 0

FYI he's a girl XD

fatalkiss 0

"he"? he's a girl? :)

Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?

Damn it, you beat me to it! :P

armorf0r 7

you know it was bound to happen lol

sematariux 7

your picture makes it 10x funnier klug

I thought that's what it said at first! I was disappointed to see bowels...

Lauren10102 3

technically bowels could work, like saying that it came from the lowest lvl of hell

awwww i was gonna say that!

jellitonoctopus 19

171- it was a pun.

I was thinking the same thing. :P

Omg YOU MADE MY DAY lol

and you're how old......

6,103 and a half! i look younger than I am

You had better be careful OP...it always starts with the breakfasts..then you move on to bigger things..like vacuum cleaners, shower nozzles and hammers.

saIty 17

Yeah show those Rice Crispies who's boss!

Haven't you heard? They talk back, the battle might still be going on!

saIty 17

Not if he got so mad that he viciously went NOM NOM NOM.

Rice Krispys? Yeah, theyre trouble all right. Watch out, or they'll 'snap crackle and pop' you all the way down to the emergency room:)

Rice Krispys? Yeah, theyre trouble all right. Watch out, or they'll 'snap crackle and pop' you all the way down to the emergency room:)

51- In that case, we lose an hour of entertainment.

that's why me and my dad don't do hangovers ...

PSQ91 6

Oh yeah doing hangovers is so out. I stopped doing them long time ago...

awww u poor baby but maybe u shouldnt drink so much

Damn lucky charms.

And you never drink is it? Theres nothing wrong with drinking. The problem is when you drink so much that you end up roaring abuse at your breakfeast.

There's actually a lot of things wrong with drinking. Alcohol changes the way your mind and body work. The more you drink, the more damage it does to your body not matter how more or little you drink. Other reasons why there are a lot of things wrong with drinking: Make you gain weight Make you feel sick or dizzy Give you bad breath Make you clumsy Slur your speech Make your skin break out Make you feel out of control I'm a Nurse Practitioner. I studied this subject. Now do you see that there are a lot of things wrong with drinking?

No matter how much moderation you attempt to have, you'll always get the same results.

CateXOX 0

197- Just not to the same degree