Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
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Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
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Comments (108)
ducky_duck_duck 4
My mum would just ask if I enjoyed it, in a sarcastic way, i'd laugh and say yeah, then she'd playfully hit me. I'm 20 and we've done this for years. It's only cereal. It doesn't matter.
LyssaMc06 2
My mom would text me at school, too. If I didn't reply, she'd call and leave angry voicemails. Then, if I didn't call her back, she'd suspend my service.
hamguin48 2
Maybe she has high cholesterol and u ate her cheerios in which case it is clearly a life and death matter
Merbunny 6
^ win! Seriously, did anyone consider the health of the OP's mom? :P
NyopQ 6
lol
Megan98 18
Wow, don't play around with her cocoa puffs now.
giovonni 7
Lmfao never touch a mommas cereal!! I learned it the hard way too lmfao YDI
INeedAUserNamr 13
Should of replied with 'k'
teentee401 37
It probably would've been faster if the mom had sent a Howler.
cadillacgal79 32
It's not like you can't buy another box of it....crazy mom...
sbarua219 17
Can't touch momma's cocoa puffs lol