Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
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Top comments
Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
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Comments (108)
fylnotmine12357 0
sounds like my mom
Bedul 0
7 page text message? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE-MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-CEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAL! (read it in the this-is-sparta kind of way, you know)
uupa99 0
lady needs her special k
Faizaru 0
Perfect oprotunity to send a Voice message or text message of you laughing.
adorkable_spazz 0
exactly! hehe
aardvarkish 17
Well, I once poured all my mom's beer out, right in front of her, after she accused me of drinking it. Maybe you should do the same with a new box of cereal. (Even if you have to buy it, so what?)
fmlfanman 0
lmao thts so effin stupid
lol32360 0
but did you eat the whole box?
incubus13 0
your mom is retarded
killazbabygirl 0
your mom should see a shrink
sarah17xx_fml 10
BWAHAHAHA...your mum is hilarious!!