Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
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Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
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Comments (108)
tessybearbear 4
Tell her it wasn't the last box of that cereal in the entire world. There's more at the store. Sheesh. :l
chungy92 5
the mum is mad because she's a cereal killer
catatonicsleep 17
I can get her being annoyed if you ate the last bit of the only cereal she likes in the house... but 7 pages, that's just silly
IVXX 0
hahahahah
Tootsiee 0
lmao. idk what's funnier this fml or these comments, thank you all!! haha
Juneyah1017 9
Mothers, their great!
DocBastard 40
Their great what? Oh, you mean They're great! Like Tony the Tiger. Right. Look, I know you're just a kid. Learn to spell now before it's too late.
Juneyah1017 9
Firstly, i know hoow to spell you imbecile. When you use a ipod you tend to not spell correctly due to laziness. Secoundly, your to old to be having your neighbours four year old child as your display picture you pedophile.
Link5794 18
Do you know who you're talking to, mortal? Show some respect for DocBastard, and pray that He may spare your life.
HeatherXCore 0
How can she yell if it's a text message?
lostinmymind121 0
WITH ALL CAPS! :)
omgwork 0
is she black? It seems black people always get mad If someone takes there things (no sense of humor, don't share). I'm not trying to be racist, I'm just saying from experience lol
NiceGuyz 0
Your not trying to be racist, yet you have succeeded nonetheless. Racist. ^NiceGuyz^
Drukiin 0
ur own mother? ur selfish
sammanfersabamf 0
Damn, your mom and my mom should have lunch. Lmao
sierralovesyou 0
Fo reals! My step mom yelled at me for eating a bowl of her Frosted Flakes. There was nothing else in the house, literally.