By Anonymous - 29/6/2021 00:01

City boy

Today, my boyfriend realised that I’m from the part of Louisiana where we hunt gators for food, and dumped me because he doesn’t want to be a city boy who ends up fathering redneck kids, and having to sail through swamps to visit the in-laws. FML
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By  Bogrbon  |  24

I've had fried gator once as a city boy, and it was tasty. And I can say for certain, having to navigate the swamps and bayous to see my in-laws would be a major improvement. Either way, you seem more reasonable and civilized than he does. =)

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By  Bogrbon  |  24

I've had fried gator once as a city boy, and it was tasty. And I can say for certain, having to navigate the swamps and bayous to see my in-laws would be a major improvement. Either way, you seem more reasonable and civilized than he does. =)