Glad you doged a bullet

You wore crocs didn’t you?

I've had fried gator once as a city boy, and it was tasty. And I can say for certain, having to navigate the swamps and bayous to see my in-laws would be a major improvement. Either way, you seem more reasonable and civilized than he does. =)

This actually sounds like fun, I'd sail through a swamp. If that's the worst thing about the inlaws I'd call that a win.

Girl you need to dm me. Gators and swamp omg

I'm a city kid myself so I get it. still lame of him to dump you like that, though.

You are way better off without him. He sounds like an ass.

Maybe he doesn’t like the idea of killing a dope ass animal