Chill out, Carol

By CanStandup - 13/04/2017 22:00

Today, a very large lady was sitting down and panting as she watched me stock the bottom shelves at my store. Apparently, being able to squat down and stand back up repeatedly means I'm mocking her, and she threatened to report me to corporate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 293
You deserved it 284

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

If she gets exhausted watching you stock shelves what are the odds she's going to call corporate

AnthonyCS5 19

She hates what she's done to her body and petty things like this make her feel better. Don't pay her any mind!

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GIJoefan 6

The illogic! It buuuuurrrrrns!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

If she gets exhausted watching you stock shelves what are the odds she's going to call corporate

AnthonyCS5 19

She hates what she's done to her body and petty things like this make her feel better. Don't pay her any mind!

Tell her if you wanted to mock her, you'd have started eating all the stock.

Goodness why are people so ridiculous.

How dare you do your work I'm going to report you for doing your job

Not just doing his job, but properly lifting heavy objects as well.

healthcarechick 9

She's obviously very insecure and has self esteem problems. I myself am overweight but I'm not going to accuse ppl of doing something they didn't do