Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12

All for one and one for all..?!

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cynthiaFTW 0

is it bad that i laughed REALLY hard at this?

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incrediblekarma 3

Did your mom shut all the lights off and pretend to not be home when you pulled up?

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cockseverywhere 2

I would have locked them out if I was the mom. forever.

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CallMeHush 0

Today I stole a mess of Chicken Fried Steak from Walmart sneaking it out in my shorts. I was cooking some up when my kid brought the security guard right to our trailer. FML

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Cenobyte 10

It sounds like you will turn out to be a successful and productive member of society, despite her poor parenting. Well done!

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dgr8ing 0

I think it's sad she stole from Walmart what is that not the cheapest store ever?

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pan1cked 0

dude your mom ******* sucks.

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150493x 29

Get to the chopper!

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