FML : Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By disappointment son - / Friday 19 May 2017 12:00 /

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By GhostFox | 33

#7453213 - Friday 12 May 2017 2:12

Good on you for holding her accountable for her actions and just as vulnerable to the consequences as anyone else would be.

By EmperorPalpatine | 19

#7457364 - Friday 19 May 2017 13:19

Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

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By GhostFox | 33

#7453213 - Friday 12 May 2017 2:12

Good on you for holding her accountable for her actions and just as vulnerable to the consequences as anyone else would be.

By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7457361 - Friday 19 May 2017 13:11

No matter who it is, it's still shoplifting

By EmperorPalpatine | 19

#7457364 - Friday 19 May 2017 13:19

Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7457473 - Friday 19 May 2017 17:13

She was just helping herself to the Mothers' Day gifts you failed to give her.

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