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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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GhostFox 33

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Friday 12 May 2017 2:12

Good on you for holding her accountable for her actions and just as vulnerable to the consequences as anyone else would be.

EmperorPalpatine 19

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Friday 19 May 2017 13:19

Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentance. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

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GhostFox 33

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Friday 12 May 2017 2:12

Good on you for holding her accountable for her actions and just as vulnerable to the consequences as anyone else would be.

mattyiscool123 26

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Friday 19 May 2017 13:11

No matter who it is, it's still shoplifting

EmperorPalpatine 19

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Friday 19 May 2017 13:19

Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentance. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 19 May 2017 17:13

She was just helping herself to the Mothers' Day gifts you failed to give her.

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