Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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visiON123
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Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
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Valentina_Baby
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And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse
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MMAbram
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how is this even an FML?
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visiON123
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Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
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HippL
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Not all of us c:
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MizzErikaHart
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tell him you wanna get paid in trident layers.
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Kawboy
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OP must be a drug dealer
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XmyviolentheartX
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I would have totally taken the offer lol. Do you know their street value? =P Make more than what he'd pay you in a paycheck lol. Just saying.
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MrSassypants
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I get paid in monopoly money. But atleast everytime I play monopoly I win. 8)
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DudeImBetter
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MrSassypants
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57 Dude you're not better.
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YayorNay
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Well op can just rob the guy afterwards.
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johnson94
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guns don't kill people - Uh Uh - I kill people with guns - Uh huh
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QwertyMcNugget
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No one ever pays me in guns. :[
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QwertyMcNugget
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No one ever pays me in guns. :[
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skreech96
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you also get a gun for every alcoholic drink you buy.
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chiddy_bang71
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there's no 1! the first post is 2!
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11jackson11
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57, how did I know someone would bring call of duty into this?
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MyCleverName
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85 Jon Lajoie reference FTW!!
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gideeupp
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how is this an FML? That would be amazing.
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MysLys
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that's exactly what I was thinking!
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MCweSCRAPPY
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I wish that's how they paid us in Texas!! how the hell is that an fml?! I would kill for that boss!!!
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mchael12989
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win
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jmtmxer
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no no no you got it all wrong ..... we get paid with boots and mexicans here.....
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gamepro2112
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#57 first off you obviously just suck at call of duty considering the famas is one of the better guns, second your just an idiot
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arlekin21
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say yes then use said gun to rob him
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rherring
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guns don't kill people... husbands that come home early do.
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christyxbee
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Only in Texas... ahahaha
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jmtmxer
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no no no y'all got it all wrong ... we get paid with mexicans...
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Miq94
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only in shit hole Texas
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agaba
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and how is this an FML
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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi
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201 wat do u got against texas?
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MRukkus
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200th like!!!! your welcome
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iownyou777
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197 I fucking hate you
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baseball6917
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ahahaha 226 is a mexican:p and that's how we get paid in the SOUTH baby!!
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anlhawks
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57- I dunno my dad has about 13 guns and has some pretty nice ones that ya didn't mention.
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cjcola169
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happy Gilmore is one hell of a movie:)
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cesfire
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aww... nobody ever pays me in gum
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kay2kay
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He should ask for a raise. Think of the possibilities, like riding to work in a tank everyday. Traffic...lol what traffic.
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6joe9
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guys where's #1 :p
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BossDavyy
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#1 got banned
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itsgonnahappento
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take the gun and shoot that son of a bitch!
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multiplecoloredc
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I don't see the problem here.
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zendaddy0
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#2 no it comes with every drink
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toqwert
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awesome boss...
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ummiforget
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Hey, that's offensive!
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Rapt0rJesus
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I find your comment profoundly stupid.
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Brandon1337
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Guns don't kill people, bullets do.
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Valentina_Baby
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And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse
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nick315
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zombie Land lol awesome that his boss was preparing him for that
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dondomom
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i think he means gums, not guns :D
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oliver86
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I think you're wrong
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shannonreneee
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You can never be too prepared for the inevitable future of zombies attacking the world.
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Rawr100
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fuck yeah
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EatnBeef
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my boss has been paying me in guns for a Long time now. I recent got a raise.
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whyXD
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so ummm... like where do you work. im trying to find a job.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Paid in .45's? .22's? .308's? .50's? .223's? or the new .416's?
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asher888
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i will take the 135mm shells.
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oops_im_fucked
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Bullets will be quarters!
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dragonstrike94
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He didn't say he gets any ammo
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mb2_native
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why not the .950 JDJ, biggest and most fun rifle ever made :p
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DyKy
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so u don't have to buy them ;) it makes things easier for you ;)
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WiderWille
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Because eating guns has been proven to work in two world wars and a lot of small conflicts. If only the people knew that landmines taste way better than bread, the middle east would love us for placing them there. Ungrateful bastards!
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NomOnShroomz
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You sure he didn't ask you if he could pay you in gum?
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atthegates
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should've told him u already had 2
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ImanAzol
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If you only have two guns, you need a boss who'll give you more.
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AZUMIKKEL
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Just say "no thanks". problem solved
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xdust
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you need more than two! draw the line at 83 unless they are free.
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memo619
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so where exactly do you work?
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JapMASTER5000
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The local Day-care.
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metalhead5564
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LOL
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johnson94
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#6-your picture is so damn funny haha
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lalalaughter
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i think OP's boss was trying to tell OP something...
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PrincessesCrown
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I love your pic
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hobojo11
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yeah i wana work there AMERICA GUNS AND GOD
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whosechairisthat
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love your picture haha
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losmiserables
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Wherever it is I wanna work there! *gets paid with a Barrett .50 cal sniper*
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DatWhiteGuy
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A pre-school.
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TorturedXeno
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I would have accepted.
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Rebe_fml
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Yeah well I get paid in Trident Layers.
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BabbiiLovvee
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I'm jealous
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soketgo
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I don't get paid
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MissFukMyLuck
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your mother must be proud.
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hiyourcute
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No one ever pays me in gum...
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Tsunami87
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if it's a sniper rifle then sweeeet. shoot vermin from miles away :p
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1luckys0b
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your an idiot
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TheBananaTheif
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...says the illiterate transformer. shut up, optimus.
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Mr_Plague
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"YOU'RE" dumbass
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andoprime
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who's your boss I love guns :-p
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chiddy_bang71
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looking at your comment and it profile picture it's hard to believe that u wrote that smiley face.
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unknown_669
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all the way man
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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi
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wow u look stunning
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emmiep1011
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say no and that you'll only except pennies
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TheRealBruce
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accept
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memphius
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terrorism.
hold out for a bazooka.
hold out for a bazooka.