FML : Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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By grant b / Thursday 9 June 2011 04:06 / United States

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By visiON123 | 0

#2647521 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Valentina_Baby | 7

#2647530 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:08

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

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By MMAbram | 0

#2647512 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:01

how is this even an FML?

By visiON123 | 0

#2647521 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

HippL | 0

#2647527 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2647623 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:46

tell him you wanna get paid in trident layers.

Kawboy | 1

#2647670 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:59

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

XmyviolentheartX | 13

#2647684 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:10

I would have totally taken the offer lol. Do you know their street value? =P Make more than what he'd pay you in a paycheck lol. Just saying.

MrSassypants | 31

#2647746 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

DudeImBetter | 0

#2647750 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrSassypants | 31

#2647780 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:51

57 Dude you're not better.

YayorNay | 8

#2647840 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:21

Well op can just rob the guy afterwards.

johnson94 | 5

#2647888 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:35

guns don't kill people - Uh Uh - I kill people with guns - Uh huh

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#2647897 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:45

No one ever pays me in guns. :[

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#2647900 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:45

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skreech96 | 0

#2648380 - Thursday 9 June 2011 04:54

you also get a gun for every alcoholic drink you buy.

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#2648466 - Thursday 9 June 2011 05:10

there's no 1! the first post is 2!

11jackson11 | 0

#2648634 - Thursday 9 June 2011 05:45

57, how did I know someone would bring call of duty into this?

MyCleverName | 2

#2648646 - Thursday 9 June 2011 05:46

85 Jon Lajoie reference FTW!!

gideeupp | 9

#2648741 - Thursday 9 June 2011 06:16

how is this an FML? That would be amazing.

MysLys | 0

#2648780 - Thursday 9 June 2011 06:28

that's exactly what I was thinking!

MCweSCRAPPY | 2

#2649056 - Thursday 9 June 2011 07:09

I wish that's how they paid us in Texas!! how the hell is that an fml?! I would kill for that boss!!!

mchael12989 | 0

#2649119 - Thursday 9 June 2011 07:17

win

jmtmxer | 0

#2649459 - Thursday 9 June 2011 08:16

no no no you got it all wrong ..... we get paid with boots and mexicans here.....

gamepro2112 | 0

#2649536 - Thursday 9 June 2011 08:30

#57 first off you obviously just suck at call of duty considering the famas is one of the better guns, second your just an idiot

arlekin21 | 0

#2649544 - Thursday 9 June 2011 08:32

say yes then use said gun to rob him

rherring | 1

#2649583 - Thursday 9 June 2011 08:43

guns don't kill people... husbands that come home early do.

christyxbee | 15

#2649719 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:04

Only in Texas... ahahaha

jmtmxer | 0

#2649732 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:06

no no no y'all got it all wrong ... we get paid with mexicans...

Miq94 | 0

#2649764 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:13

only in shit hole Texas

agaba | 0

#2649955 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:56

and how is this an FML

LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi | 0

#2650044 - Thursday 9 June 2011 10:24

201 wat do u got against texas?

MRukkus | 4

#2650189 - Thursday 9 June 2011 11:08

200th like!!!! your welcome

iownyou777 | 0

#2650470 - Thursday 9 June 2011 11:41

197 I fucking hate you

baseball6917 | 8

#2651306 - Friday 10 June 2011 01:17

ahahaha 226 is a mexican:p and that's how we get paid in the SOUTH baby!!

anlhawks | 5

#2652790 - Friday 10 June 2011 05:32

57- I dunno my dad has about 13 guns and has some pretty nice ones that ya didn't mention.

cjcola169 | 0

#2653068 - Friday 10 June 2011 06:32

happy Gilmore is one hell of a movie:)

cesfire | 0

#2653664 - Friday 10 June 2011 09:37

aww... nobody ever pays me in gum

kay2kay | 1

#2654478 - Friday 10 June 2011 01:27

He should ask for a raise. Think of the possibilities, like riding to work in a tank everyday. Traffic...lol what traffic.

6joe9 | 0

#2655714 - Friday 10 June 2011 06:34

guys where's #1 :p

BossDavyy | 0

#2656504 - Friday 10 June 2011 09:15

#1 got banned

itsgonnahappento | 11

#2659280 - Saturday 11 June 2011 07:38

take the gun and shoot that son of a bitch!

multiplecoloredc | 0

#2671270 - Monday 13 June 2011 12:29

I don't see the problem here.

zendaddy0 | 0

#2682617 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:48

#2 no it comes with every drink

toqwert | 0

#3149894 - Sunday 21 August 2011 03:05

awesome boss...

ummiforget | 0

#3425027 - Thursday 13 October 2011 05:42

Hey, that's offensive!

Rapt0rJesus | 0

#3646060 - Sunday 27 November 2011 02:55

I find your comment profoundly stupid.

Brandon1337 | 29

#5990350 - Friday 27 June 2014 11:53

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

By Valentina_Baby | 7

#2647530 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:08

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

nick315 | 8

#2647654 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dondomom | 0

#2647765 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

oliver86 | 8

#2647775 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:50

I think you're wrong

shannonreneee | 11

#2648700 - Thursday 9 June 2011 06:07

You can never be too prepared for the inevitable future of zombies attacking the world.

Rawr100 | 0

#2649503 - Thursday 9 June 2011 08:24

fuck yeah

EatnBeef | 7

#2649690 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:00

my boss has been paying me in guns for a Long time now. I recent got a raise.

whyXD | 12

#2651605 - Friday 10 June 2011 02:10

so ummm... like where do you work. im trying to find a job.

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2653994 - Friday 10 June 2011 11:25

Paid in .45's? .22's? .308's? .50's? .223's? or the new .416's?

asher888 | 11

#2676216 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 04:05

i will take the 135mm shells.

oops_im_fucked | 8

#3171582 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 07:24

Bullets will be quarters!

dragonstrike94 | 8

#4271082 - Saturday 7 April 2012 09:36

He didn't say he gets any ammo

mb2_native | 15

#5139064 - Monday 12 November 2012 01:20

why not the .950 JDJ, biggest and most fun rifle ever made :p

By DyKy | 2

#2647534 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:08

so u don't have to buy them ;) it makes things easier for you ;)

WiderWille | 11

#2647807 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:01

Because eating guns has been proven to work in two world wars and a lot of small conflicts. If only the people knew that landmines taste way better than bread, the middle east would love us for placing them there. Ungrateful bastards!

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2647874 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:33

You sure he didn't ask you if he could pay you in gum?

atthegates | 0

#2647946 - Thursday 9 June 2011 03:06

should've told him u already had 2

ImanAzol | 4

#2648328 - Thursday 9 June 2011 04:45

If you only have two guns, you need a boss who'll give you more.

AZUMIKKEL | 3

#2650536 - Thursday 9 June 2011 11:50

Just say "no thanks". problem solved

xdust | 4

#2652215 - Friday 10 June 2011 03:43

you need more than two! draw the line at 83 unless they are free.

By memo619 | 0

#2647538 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:10

so where exactly do you work?

JapMASTER5000 | 0

#2647603 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:41

The local Day-care.

metalhead5564 | 0

#2647720 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:29

LOL

johnson94 | 5

#2647849 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:24

#6-your picture is so damn funny haha

lalalaughter | 0

#2648506 - Thursday 9 June 2011 05:16

i think OP's boss was trying to tell OP something...

PrincessesCrown | 17

#2649740 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:09

I love your pic

hobojo11 | 0

#2651387 - Friday 10 June 2011 01:37

yeah i wana work there AMERICA GUNS AND GOD

whosechairisthat | 0

#2654476 - Friday 10 June 2011 01:26

love your picture haha

losmiserables | 0

#2662810 - Saturday 11 June 2011 09:35

Wherever it is I wanna work there! *gets paid with a Barrett .50 cal sniper*

DatWhiteGuy | 0

#2849015 - Friday 8 July 2011 06:37

A pre-school.

TorturedXeno | 27

#3419004 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:30

I would have accepted.

By Rebe_fml | 4

#2647540 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:11

Yeah well I get paid in Trident Layers.

BabbiiLovvee | 0

#2647586 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:32

I'm jealous

soketgo | 0

#2647675 - Thursday 9 June 2011 01:00

I don't get paid

MissFukMyLuck | 0

#2647836 - Thursday 9 June 2011 02:20

your mother must be proud.

hiyourcute | 0

#2652217 - Friday 10 June 2011 03:43

No one ever pays me in gum...

By Tsunami87 | 17

#2647542 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

1luckys0b | 0

#2649774 - Thursday 9 June 2011 09:16

your an idiot

TheBananaTheif | 0

#2653214 - Friday 10 June 2011 07:13

...says the illiterate transformer. shut up, optimus.

Mr_Plague | 8

#2663141 - Saturday 11 June 2011 11:26

"YOU'RE" dumbass

By andoprime | 4

#2647546 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:14

who's your boss I love guns :-p

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#2648485 - Thursday 9 June 2011 05:13

looking at your comment and it profile picture it's hard to believe that u wrote that smiley face.

unknown_669 | 0

#2649191 - Thursday 9 June 2011 07:29

all the way man

LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi | 0

#2658024 - Saturday 11 June 2011 03:59

wow u look stunning

By emmiep1011 | 7

#2647548 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:15

say no and that you'll only except pennies

TheRealBruce | 12

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By memphius | 4

#2647555 - Thursday 9 June 2011 12:17

terrorism. hold out for a bazooka.

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