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Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
OP must be a drug dealer
I would have totally taken the offer lol. Do you know their street value? =P Make more than what he'd pay you in a paycheck lol. Just saying.
I get paid in monopoly money. But atleast everytime I play monopoly I win. 8)
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Show it anyway57 Dude you're not better.
Well op can just rob the guy afterwards.
you also get a gun for every alcoholic drink you buy.
there's no 1! the first post is 2!
57, how did I know someone would bring call of duty into this?
that's exactly what I was thinking!
I wish that's how they paid us in Texas!! how the hell is that an fml?! I would kill for that boss!!!
win
#57 first off you obviously just suck at call of duty considering the famas is one of the better guns, second your just an idiot
Only in Texas... ahahaha
200th like!!!! your welcome
197 I ******* hate you
ahahaha 226 is a mexican:p and that's how we get paid in the SOUTH baby!!
happy Gilmore is one hell of a movie:)
He should ask for a raise. Think of the possibilities, like riding to work in a tank everyday. Traffic...lol what traffic.
guys where's #1 :p
#1 got banned
I don't see the problem here.
awesome boss...
Guns don't kill people, bullets do.
zombie Land lol awesome that his boss was preparing him for that
i think he means gums, not guns :D
I think you're wrong
You can never be too prepared for the inevitable future of zombies attacking the world.
my boss has been paying me in guns for a Long time now. I recent got a raise.
so ummm... like where do you work. im trying to find a job.
Paid in .45's? .22's? .308's? .50's? .223's? or the new .416's?
i will take the 135mm shells.
why not the .950 JDJ, biggest and most fun rifle ever made :p
Because eating guns has been proven to work in two world wars and a lot of small conflicts. If only the people knew that landmines taste way better than bread, the middle east would love us for placing them there. Ungrateful bastards!
You sure he didn't ask you if he could pay you in gum?
should've told him u already had 2
If you only have two guns, you need a boss who'll give you more.
Just say "no thanks". problem solved
you need more than two! draw the line at 83 unless they are free.
The local Day-care.
LOL
i think OP's boss was trying to tell OP something...
love your picture haha
Wherever it is I wanna work there! *gets paid with a Barrett .50 cal sniper*
A pre-school.
Yeah well I get paid in Trident Layers.
I don't get paid
No one ever pays me in gum...
if it's a sniper rifle then sweeeet. shoot vermin from miles away :p
...says the illiterate transformer. shut up, optimus.
"YOU'RE" dumbass
looking at your comment and it profile picture it's hard to believe that u wrote that smiley face.
all the way man
terrorism. hold out for a bazooka.
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Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse