Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12

All for one and one for all..?!

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cynthiaFTW 0

is it bad that i laughed REALLY hard at this?

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BigPuss 0

not as fun as telling your son that your mom swallowed his little brother LLOLL

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Garytt 0

op could be 12 for all we know

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

YDI for getting caught.

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astrotacohead 0

of course he got caught he just stood still

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Vito38 0

she didnt get caught you tard.

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braasilianx0 4

lmfaooo that's the same part that made me laugh, I could picture it in my head.

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sheethapins 13

Should have ran, she might have stolen something for you.

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lanbee 0

it's so damn funny hahahah

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pokerplayer1986 0

Damn bro, so what happened after you got home?????

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foilindo 0

faaaaaaaail!!!!! lol

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