Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12

All for one and one for all..?!

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cynthiaFTW 0

is it bad that i laughed REALLY hard at this?

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whyitsnotreality 2

I guess your not cut out for the whole bandit charade are ya?

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OCDC 9

*Bonnie and Clyde And no, not really.

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emtae6307 4

there are walmarts all over the world, who said it was in the US?

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Nudi_fml 13

Just the simple fact that the FML is reported to origin in the US. "On 06/08/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States"

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frankgrimes 4

yea right! stupid lie. seriously whoever this is is dumbass

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jackiemoonthepro 5

your mum is awesome!

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

And she would have gotten away with it to if it was not for you meddling kid!

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marinaim 17

Why is everyone saying 'cool mom'? Since when has shoplifting been cool? Jesus christ, people today.

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NatureGirlWi 0

Hahaha My Bad! But shit that's funny! Hahahahahahaha

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