By ihaveahome - 12/04/2011 16:02 - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 911
You deserved it 4 928

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Monikabug 9

Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.

JayBear14 11

there is such thing as a tram.

Comments

lovinit5683 0

Lmao, that's hilarious! YDI for looking like a hobo!!

^ um I'm becoming a stalk hawk again. so WTF do you mean by that?

you made yourself a friend that watchs out for you, give the dude a break they're hard to come past these days!

hey look on the bright side he offered to buy you a drink you don't get that everyday

A drink is a drink, no matter who or where its from, i guess.

You would too if you work late at night/early in the morning.

Monikabug 9

@54, a beer bought from a homeless man who is trying to cheer you up is one thing, a stranger handing you a bottle of his piss is another.

Finn_the_human 5

Hey whatever a free drink is a free drink. You might have made a new friend for life.

Shit, sounds like a nice guy. I'd buy him a beer.

Stole my comment #70... be thankful you actually have money and return the favour to him, since you actually can. I'd even go as far to say you could get him more than 1 ^_^

I'm going to shit on your face #68. then make you eat it. bitch

NineFishMffns_fml 0

what a cute and nice puppy o_o..

Finn_the_human 5

You look like my friend Jake minus the mutton chops.

Finn_the_human 5

IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP! HE'S AFTER YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!!

ryan171717 0

yea it is and that's why nobody mentions piss?

mcgugs 0

totally gonna agree with #42 here - people like him don't come along very often...you go out, have a drink, talk, and all of a sudden you guys become friends! seriously, don't make stereotypes of homeless people... they're not all druggies who ran out of dough.

staceysgenesis16 0

HAHAHAHA sounds like a good time ..

tsim_fml 0

the hobo was obviously drunk, dont worry about it

fluffy_nuggets 0

you know you're having a bad hair day if a hobo offers to buy YOU something.

Where is the hobo - working man Soviet Russia joke?

petrc1290 0

is it just me or does 1s hand look like a spoon

did someone mention piss? piss on that hobo!

HowDidIGetHere 0

150 you'd have to be really checking her out if you noticed that...

In soviet russian hobo buys you a drink. There you got it.

JayBear14 11

there is such thing as a tram.

a train is kinda like a bus on a rail in the road

BWill9000 0

A tram is a type of rail car used for public transportation in a few different countries... including the one OP is from... please google words you don't know before you just assume OPs made a typo or spelling error

BWill9000 0

A tram is a type of rail car used for public transportation in a few different countries... including the one OP is from... please google words you don't know before you just assume they made a typo or spelling error

26 - agreed... people take spellin tae seriously... people shud be aloud tae spell however they want tae

Monikabug 9

Okay, let me just say this.. One of the biggest arguments that those who do not use proper grammar say is that "Itz easyer fer meh tae spel lyke dis n n0t w0rrie abut spelng riite", correct? Well why in the hell would you add EXTRA letters to words that are short to begin with?! Really? To = "tae"?! Me = "meh"?! You = "yhoo"?! WTF!! *Palmface* Put in LESS effort to speak the English language and save yourselves from looking like a bunch of dumb asses. Please. /endrant

43 - maybe yeh just need tae get with tha kool new lingo (:

Monikabug 9

@46, I don't think I'm "kool" enough to dumb down the language that I speak everyday to speak that strange and nearly incomprehensible language so that I may be on your level of intelligence. Oh, how will I ever be accepted? :( *Sigh* /endsarcasm.

51 - aww its awrite mate.... yer just nawt as skilled as meh

Monikabug - Don't feed the troll. Let him get his nutrition by eating the mushrooms that grow on cow pies.

Monikabug 9

@61; Bu-bu-but I was only trying to do my part in ending World Hunger. :( Someone go get the homeless man from this posting, and the others like him, so that I can essentially kill two birds with one stone. We feed the homeless to the hungry at dawn!!

gayboii and you wonder why people hate you on this site. "yhoo r A fhuckweet" or however the **** dickheads like you would say it.

87 - why dyeh aways have tae say crap fings bout me??? cant yeh just be nice fur once

gayboii I can't understand gibberish. your made up language is ******! LEARN TO ******* SPELL! how did you pass kindergarten???

loski87 4

isn't all language essentially made up?

SteelCladAngel 0

gayboii is typing with a Scottish accent...not that hard to figure out. it's kinda nifty actually hehe

SteelCladAngel 0

gayboii is typing with a Scottish accent lol I rather like it and have no problems reading it. :3 and I knew that before I read his profile hehe

SteelCladAngel 0

gayboii is typing with a Scottish accent...not that hard to figure out. it's kinda nifty actually hehe

staceysgenesis16 0

well i like yur accent typingness thingy ur doin gayboii.. it makes me laugh :D

Jrefinne 7

Me too. I have a friend who would always type in Scottish. I think it's adorable.

SteelCladAngel thank yhoo mate coos I deedn't know that befer; now I knows this scottish accent ey dont yhoo sey??? ;)

well, you are Scottish, and a song by sergeant Mackenzie, who is also Scottish, sings different from the way we speak english, cull-cold, grun-ground, dun-down

my comment was to support gayboii, I'm scottsirish

Snowstar 0

Watch the tram car please...Watch the tram car please...Watch the tram car please...Watch the tram car please.. Ever heard that at amusment parks/zoos?

SteelCladAngel 0

gayboii is typing with a Scottish accent lol I rather like it and have no problems reading it. :3 and I knew that before I read his profile hehe

SteelCladAngel 0

gayboii is typing with a Scottish accent lol I rather like it and have no problems reading it. :3 and I knew that before I read his profile hehe

TheDrifter 23

Nope, just one down and out with a litle cash trying to brighten the day of someone who looks worse on their luck than he is.

Monikabug 9

Bu-bu-but I was only trying to do my part in ending World Hunger. :( Someone go get the homeless man from this posting, and the others like him, so that I can essentially kill two birds with one stone. We feed the homeless to the hungry at dawn!!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Your dog is cute! I want it!!

HamIsGood1234, your puppy is one of the more adorable ones I've ever seen!!!! (but I don't like ham- cheese is way better)

EvilCupcake8361 9

anybody else think this kinda sounds like the beginning of a porno?? no? just me, ok *sobs in corner*

aavatar10 0
lovinit5683 0

Ok, your comment had nothing in common with the FML?

lovinit5683 0

That wasn't intend for this comment but I guess it could be. Lol

BWill9000 0

lol lovin... your fail ended up fitting the comment anyway xD

aavatar10 0

Thanks for the facts lovin. I appreciate it. Lol?

maybe yeh just need tae get with tha kool new lingo (:

Azarjan 0

That was hysterical I laughed... hard.

This2Rudy 7

#12, you are very good looking (if that's you in your pic) I'm not a creeper, just a 12 year old boy who decided to point out how amazing you look.

rallets 22

its gon rain!! wheres your umbrella? inside out 2 miles away!! bring me some soup!! what kind? chunky!! ahh ollie williams

lovinit5683 0

#107, yes that is me in the picture. And thank you (:

Whoa-oh-oh. Stuck like glue. You and him are stuck like glue!... I hate that song. I'm sure he'd like to stick a lot of things to you. Or in you.

lovinit5683 0

Ok, your comment had nothing in common with the FML?

Michele2luv 8

Actually. Yes it did because the guy said they should "stick together". So if you don't get the stupid jokes I make, don't comment. (:

lovinit5683 0

Well excuse me. I didn't mean to make a mistake.

Monikabug 9

Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.

I agree! be thankful someone likes you ya asshole! lol

seracy13 0

OP should have offered to buy the beers, maybe some food and made a friend. Hobos are awesome to have as friends! That dude would have been keeping you safe!!!

Perhaps you should think about cleaning yourself up a bit. Also, I don't see what's so bad about this, you were offered a free beer?

free drink??? seems pretty good tae me

shave your beard? and don't smell like shit