FML: Uncensored

By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML
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trellz17 19

Why was she watching the movie? She's supposed to be busy

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buddy51 23

Has she recently learned the art of the ******* from her grandmother?

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Lilo4life 26

You should have thought about the consequences of this sticky situation ahead of time

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MacMonster 10

How is it a sticky situation? It never said he finished..

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Tupelo_Honey 30

So I guess it turns out horror movies and blow jobs don't go together so well, huh?

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PerditaDessa 38

They do if you've got a girl who's harder to scare.

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youllnvrkno 8

This comment had me laughing so hard. You sir, win!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

YDI. Who the f#$% watches a horror film while their getting head? Next time you'll know better.

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LaLince 40

YDI for two reasons. For watching a movie when receiving head. For your nickname..

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thatsucks42 4

Since you seem to want us to point it out *got

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