FML: Uncensored

By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML
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umyeahh 13

"my gf was giving me head during a horror flick" Me - "this is gonna be good" ;D

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nicopo_fml 11

Hey, at least you still have a penis. Bite marks go away, bitten off penis never comes back.

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Drackx_fml 5

That's a stupid thing to do in the first place. Getting head during a horror flick, that's just asking to get your **** bitten off.

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xs4u 13

that is the most unrealistic and idiotic lie i've ever heard

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beanthemouse 13

Honestly, YDI. Who wants to do anything sexually during a horror flick (unless its your fetish). What did you expect?

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thenewgirl29 20

I don't understand why people don't just turn off the tv when they are getting intimate with someone. I think I would be insulted if someone was paying attention to a movie while I was going down on them. Unless we were watching ****. :-)

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dwc2134 5

Sometimes it just happens. I've had moments where I/we were a little too into it to bother turning off the television/movie.

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