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FML: Uncensored

By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML

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Comments

anthony99 14

Monday 18 March 2013 18:03

Was the movie "Teeth" by any chance?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 19 March 2013 15:34

Maybe you shouldn't encourage your girlfriend to go down on you while you're watching a horror movie. And what did you think would happen when there was a scary moment? YDI, dude.