Atleast you are settled now. So its alright.

that's only sad if you were actively trying to get kissed all those 24 years, and laid those 28. if it's been from keeping chaste that's a heavy duty accomplishment, and you have more self-control than more than half of the American population. lying about it is pretty sad though. FYL because you're so insecure about it.

ydi for being a liar.

YDI for thinking it even matters.

YDI for not wanting your kid to do better than you...and for lying about it. Can't forget that part.

Peeps lie too much, theres simple shit thats easy to get your head around like simply not lying to your kids, and not being a ********, what is it that people dont get this shit?

lol everyone here talkin bout "waiting for it" is a moron ! ure just to ****** nerdish to get jiggy !!!!

Booooooooooooooo go apologize and tell him the truth. Raise him with some morals. $tup!dfuck$, good women like morals.

Way to be a great role model. He'll go off thinking, "Since my dad did it, I can, too!"

i feel sorry for you... TIP: ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH!!!