Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am...

By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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You deserved it 27 950

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By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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You deserved it 38 687

By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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You deserved it 34 642

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 10 751

Hard test

By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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You deserved it 2 082

I'm fine, this is fine

By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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You deserved it 310

By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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You deserved it 13 692

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 032

Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:55

THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?

IrDan 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:03

Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!

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Lucky_Adi 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:53

fail!

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:46

Guys find this cute, So next time after doing something stupid and/or senseless make sure you chat a few guys up who saw you This is when it turns into a LML

saviisneat 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:58

How is this a FML? Where are the MODS???? Why aren't they MODERATING like they are supposed to? So you walked into a closet...walk out of it. Simple. WOW

baden18830 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:47

hey 16, get the **** over yourself. this is a great FML bc it's funny. if you want weepy BS that isn't entertaining at all, but quite stupid and ignorant, check out www.mylifeisg.com. it's more your speed.

Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:55

THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?

awesomemegan 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:02

I agree. Its not like they're going to kick you out now. geez.

sodahhhr 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:10

he walks in the closet......

Penetration 0

Monday 7 December 2009 6:01

So now he has to come OUT of the closet. Bet they aren't going to answer when he calls now. (har har har)

khung835 6

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:56

if this is a FML to you, your life is really F*** xD

Ferdinard 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:56

exxxaacctly, sucking it up you pussy!

Tripout 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:57

You deserve it for not paying attention XD

xxLOUD 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:59

ur life isnt f-ed up! gaayyy

IrDan 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:03

Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!

jeannedarc_fml 8

Friday 13 January 2012 6:11

Listen to this guy. Get out of the closet bro.

TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:08

Boo-******-hoo. Call the waaaaaaaambulance and get off FML.

beachgirl199661 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:12

ha ha ha it just proves your smart factor and it was a great ending to a interview! no, I am just kidding! you should have ended saying I wanted to come out of the closet! ha ha you might have just messed up your position though... To those of you who are saying who cares well the executives. they might think he is to stupid for the part and he might have messed up his career In this economy he might as well say I'm stinking rich and I don't need a f***ing job see ya suckers!

AlicaKate 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:13

COLLEGE. Not job. COLLEGE.

saviisneat 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:01

beachgirl you are retarded. You tried to diss all of us when in reality you made yourself look like a fool. Why don't you try reading for a change. When you read, you understand more things. Like how she is trying to get into a college, not a job. You sound like a complete bitch of a douche. Try again please.