Intimacy: Good moaning

Good moaning

By jackson - 06/09/2010 17:02 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

agreeclassic 12 163

vote type 1 39 175

Watch out for the New Year
It's time to say goodbye to the current year, but when the goodbye goes wrong, it's a different story. Be careful, you might want to stay at home. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Zzzzzzzz

By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

agreeclassic 30 529

vote type 1 2 875

Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

agreeclassic 32 404

vote type 1 2 621

My ears!

By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

agreeclassic 56 270

vote type 1 5 178

By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

agreeclassic 29 835

vote type 1 3 872

Zzzzzzzzz

By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

agreeclassic 3 862

vote type 1 420

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

agreeclassic 49 433

vote type 1 3 806

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

agreeclassic 40 596

vote type 1 7 524

Hogs!

By Anonymous - 30/01/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom - Lerwick

Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML

agreeclassic 363

vote type 1 298

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

agreeclassic 32 695

vote type 1 4 994

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

agreeclassic 23 867

vote type 1 2 438

ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:34

why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

BJTrock 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:35

were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

Comments

cowycal 4

Monday 6 September 2010 23:20

Sexy. ;)

the_flirtt 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:22

how old are you op ?

legonut4 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:26

now your playing with **********

aholeguy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:07

haha best fml ever

itz_scrumdidly 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:53

OHHH OHHH YESSS!!!!

nateypooo 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:02

ahaa this is toooo funny

coolsteve 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 10:56

hawt

Mehness 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:50

You can't pretend to moan, just like cats can't pretend to meow. You can't "pretend" a sound, you can only make or hear or whatever them.

holaworld 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:20

they'll get over it eventually.

LemonpartyIsSexy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:30

don't you mean it was an awkward ( puts on sunglasses) moaning (morning)

sicron90511 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:53

lol do you do these every comment? I've seen u alot now lol

Rawrzie 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:23

I bet the dogs liked that ;D

Jokro_fml 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:56

I know I did

Whiskey0015 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:11

heh I like your pic ^

bug_ladybug 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:27

Total turn on LOL

cassieme 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:28

ahaha that sucks a$$

ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:34

why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

JackynJared 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:32

They are a moron, but not for the reasons you implied. The op's sister probably thought they were masturbating. Thus the awkwardness.

BJTrock 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:35

were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

Maddoctor 10

Monday 6 September 2010 23:41

I just saw "Going The Distance" and this totally reminds me of a situation that could have happened in that movie.

LemonpartyIsSexy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:46

cool story. now take a big step back and litterally **** YOUR OWN FACE

chewbacca69 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 10:06

your awesome 38

ddduckyy 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 11:29

tropic thunder reference. beautiful man

betty66 3

Monday 6 September 2010 23:51

No, he was doing it so they would stop dumbasses, but it was the dogs

SadNemo 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:58

"...sooo. You guys hear all the moaning last night? I think the neighbor got lucky,"

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

agreeclassic 29 403

vote type 1 6 166

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

agreeclassic 43 390

vote type 1 2 851

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

agreeclassic 26 176

vote type 1 4 940

Today, after my naked husband farted in my face because he’s an immature man child who refuses to act his age, this morning I woke up with raging pink eye. I’m half blind and I’m supposed to be taking my driving test this afternoon. I can’t see. FML

agreeclassic 1 209

vote type 1 244

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

agreeclassic 20 652

vote type 1 2 824

Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML

agreeclassic 1 572

vote type 1 3 251