Kids: Fictional main character

Fictional main character

By Sadface - 06/12/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML

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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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Take it down!

By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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automatedeffemel 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:12

Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

fatherpunk 1

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:16

You didn't have to lie. Your son didn't ask you about anything. You could of said "sweet!" and moved on.

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why_me_why_today 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:15

why didn't you tell your son the truth. to be honest you just screwed yourself and him over!!!!

blairvic 23

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:34

Being a 13 year old girl, if my mom told me she didn't have sex till she was 28, and didn't even kiss till 24, I would be like, wow, loser much? But, she told me about her first kiss with my dad, and I know she definitely had sex by the time she was 19, cause that's when she had me when she was 20. And, I think of my 'rents as my pals cause they're funny and young and cool. Even then, my friend thinks of her parents as her friends too, and her parents are in their middle 40s to middle 50s, so, if you were atleast about 24 (or older) and your friend told you how the hadn't kissed, or they haven't been laid yet, I know that most people would lol. They would think of them a little differently too. But ofcourse they would still be friends. Besides, this is a sad FML. PS. I could imagine the kid one upping his dad now! "Hey dad, you know how you were telling me about that 4 way you had in the back of your mustang? Well, I had a 5 way in the back of Kellys VW beetle!"

loveyoubabexo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:52

ouch!

keynotespeaker6 0

Monday 11 January 2010 11:05

you poor man...I honestly feel sorry for you  it's a shame you lied to your son though. I hope you remember your lies or just tell him the truth. better for him to find out from you then someone else. good luck!

hallucinog3n 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:23

...please tell me you're joking. OMG NOT SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE! what year do you think it is?

Autoshot 9

Sunday 19 September 2010 0:08

YDI Loser Parent.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:52

FYL I got my first kiss when I was 12. haha. ouch.

shaniecerb 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:06

ydi for thinking its appropiate to tell your 15 year old shit that he shouldnt be doing till 3 or 4 years from now.i-di-ot

Friedgerbil 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:02

Honestly, why'd you lie? What did you think would have happened if you told him that...oh wait, I think a few problems could sprout from "I didn't get laid til' i was 28".