By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 706
You deserved it 12 506

Same thing different taste

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I've seen my fair share of negative Welshite comments. Nobody is a comment-genius every time.

Hopefully on the cheek? No worries, OP! You'll find your love someday!

You should have told them "No, it was my grandma!"

Yeah.. You definitely had that coming

To be fair we don't know OP's age

Anyone else placing this guy's age as under 15?

#13: 30 seems more amusing to assume...