Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

By Forever alone - 1/5/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

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By MrConcise | 34

#6279132 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even fucking brag about that?

By Roythetickler | 21

#6279127 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Why say you kissed a girl when it was your money?

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By Welshite | 39

#6279126 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Still counts.

feven | 32

#6279241 - Saturday 2 May 2015 3:27

Welshite is human too.

AlwaysWatching | 27

#6279708 - Saturday 2 May 2015 18:42

I've seen my fair share of negative Welshite comments. Nobody is a comment-genius every time.

By Roythetickler | 21

#6279127 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Why say you kissed a girl when it was your money?

MrsHaxxo | 22

#6279139 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:25

money?

tzemmy | 25

#6279150 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:33

I think he meant mommy

Jason89 | 14

#6279281 - Saturday 2 May 2015 4:57

i wished i was kissed by money, except i kiss it goodbye

SadLittleTurtle | 11

#6279297 - Saturday 2 May 2015 5:59

At least you have money to kiss goodbye.

be82tw | 16

#6279310 - Saturday 2 May 2015 6:23

@2,9, 14, Autocorrect can be a real birch.

muarif | 19

#6279512 - Saturday 2 May 2015 13:03

Birch, yep xD

By guinea_pigs | 9

#6279130 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Hopefully on the cheek? No worries, OP! You'll find your love someday!

By MrConcise | 34

#6279132 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even fucking brag about that?

TheBelt | 19

#6279220 - Saturday 2 May 2015 2:19

Probably his first kiss.

clemscott | 10

#6279232 - Saturday 2 May 2015 3:07

Your picture fits your comment perfectly

meganmax | 14

#6279279 - Saturday 2 May 2015 4:51

they cray cray?

Wabbajack789 | 15

#6280051 - Sunday 3 May 2015 1:54

No 42, just no.

By archnarquibquib | 21

#6279133 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

You should have told them "No, it was my grandma!"

By boberle83 | 10

#6279136 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:24

How did this get past moderation

By feven | 32

#6279140 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:27

Yeah.. You definitely had that coming

By feven | 32

#6279142 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:29

To be fair we don't know OP's age

By abNormal62 | 23

#6279145 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:31

Absolutely

By abNormal62 | 23

#6279147 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:32

Anyone else placing this guy's age as under 15?

Vestin | 18

#6279167 - Saturday 2 May 2015 0:43

#13: 30 seems more amusing to assume...