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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 037

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

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You deserved it 37 703

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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You deserved it 3 832

By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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You deserved it 502

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 565

You deserved it 373

She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 237

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 1 596

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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You deserved it 40 894

By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 098

You deserved it 9 707

By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 143

You deserved it 4 670

MrConcise 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:27

Welshite is human too.

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Welshite 39

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Still counts.

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:27

Welshite is human too.

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:42

I've seen my fair share of negative Welshite comments. Nobody is a comment-genius every time.

Roythetickler 21

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Why say you kissed a girl when it was your money?

MrsHaxxo 22

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:25

money?

tzemmy 25

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:33

I think he meant mommy

Jason89 16

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:57

i wished i was kissed by money, except i kiss it goodbye

SadLittleTurtle 11

Saturday 2 May 2015 5:59

At least you have money to kiss goodbye.

be82tw 17

Saturday 2 May 2015 6:23

@2,9, 14, Autocorrect can be a real birch.

muarif 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 13:03

Birch, yep xD

guinea_pigs 9

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Hopefully on the cheek? No worries, OP! You'll find your love someday!

MrConcise 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

TheBelt 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 2:19

Probably his first kiss.

clemscott 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:07

Your picture fits your comment perfectly

meganmax 14

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:51

they cray cray?

Wabbajack789 15

Sunday 3 May 2015 1:54

No 42, just no.

archnarquibquib 21

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

You should have told them "No, it was my grandma!"

boberle83 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:24

How did this get past moderation

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:27

Yeah.. You definitely had that coming

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:29

To be fair we don't know OP's age

abNormal62 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:31

Absolutely

abNormal62 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:32

Anyone else placing this guy's age as under 15?

Vestin 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:43

#13: 30 seems more amusing to assume...

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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You deserved it 14 281

Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

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You deserved it 4 703

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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You deserved it 2 394

Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML

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You deserved it 143

Today, and for a while, I’ve noticed one of my closest friends getting a little to friendly with my boyfriend. Maybe I’m just reading too far into it, but then again maybe I’m not? I really want to be wrong about this and I’m pretty sure he would never hurt me, but I’m scared something’s going on that I don’t know about. FML

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You deserved it 289

Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML

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You deserved it 4 427

Same thing different taste

The truth will set you free

She's got it going on!

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