Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Envy
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Plymouth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML
murphy
United States
Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
ratfaced
Stamford, United States
What a cozy moment
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Merdoc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
stpdaziandude
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
Anonomous
Plainfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Naughty boy
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
Beeisc00l
Reserved
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
HelpMe
Galashiels, United Kingdom
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
bored2death
United States
Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
nick
Highland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Top comments
duztx 0
So why would you watch them?
Lounia_fml 8
Animal **** isn't the solution.. get out there OP :P
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duztx 0
So why would you watch them?
Sportsfan86 3
than why didn't you join in?
blaherman 12
fake there was an fml about 2 squirrels gettin it on and the persons reaction was the same
swimmerstud 7
don't both them a time like this. leave them be. how would you feel if someone watched you have sex.
swimmerstud 7
bother*
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Ewww guinea pig ****. Someone needs to get a life--and at least a **** buddy.
beautikill 4
you have issues...
woofis 0
haha this reminds me of elemenatary school. we used to have these guinea pigs as classroom pets and twice every day we would hear them freaking out cuz they where having sex. they had so many babies.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
join in of ur that desperate
BoyFromTheFuture 0
ain't nothing wrong...with alittle bump and grind.
crazyazzkike 0
lose some weight and maybe you will be desirable.
BigDaddyCain 0
People don't want to have sex with a person that watches guinea pigs get it on.. you're really weird.. like some, "hobo creepin in the shadows touchin himself while lookin at you" weird..
black_knight402 0
3 some?
Jafozza 0
Get it on with your guinea pigs.
austinkiser 3
so u haven't had sex with the female one in awhile and the male one was so u got jealous of that? O_o
natural711 6
ur photo is a win!!!!!
ChesterJester11 0
***********!
ivana_smiley 4
that was disturbing :/
KissablePsycho 0
oh damn D: that's sad
Action_Bastard 0
That's one hell of a dry spell you have going on.
kikiss_j 0
yhu shouod of cooked them a made them into CUY!
iamchuck 0
Cuy, it's what's for dinner (in Peru).
alexarose 0
you remind me of shaycarl on YouTube!!
iamchuck 0
There is a fix to that which will only cost you $20 and a crack rock. Or just go to a bar and find a drunk fat chick. They are easy, and in your situation you can't be picky.
spiderman2211 0
OP's a chick, so she needs to find a drunk dude, and you look exactly like ShayCarl!!!
iamchuck 0
Didn't bother to look at the op's gender, but picking up a dude is even easier. I'm sure there are a couple or twenty just on here that will give her a shot. I am Shaycarl which is why I look like it.
Karynthebabe101 0
I live shaytards lol
hilda_kitty 16
BABYTARD! or is that princesstard? I don't know.. i only suscribed yesterday! and watch as the comments roll in on how awesome/dorky shaytard is. OP: I WOULD say pics or it didn't happen, but I saw the same when I was at my friends house yesterday. FYL.
LoLbabeex3 0
#17 ohhh wow dude your ShayCarl!!!! that's awesome dude
3AH 0
i feel sorry for you... but you watched??? seriousley :L
DinoChick 0
it's gross that people watch animals have sex.
Lounia_fml 8
Animal **** isn't the solution.. get out there OP :P
xChrista1xx 0
:O You animal paedo!!!
lickmyjock 0
you got fingers don't you?
hilda_kitty 16
holy fudge that is a HUGE drink!!
perfectlybrokenx 0
that's kinda sad... was they're names geta and life?