FML : Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables...

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ithinkimturningjapanese / Thursday 6 August 2015 08:33 / United States - Apo

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By quickit | 24

#6373127 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:01

Buy food for yourself and let him eat his commissioned food.

By kittyisbaeornaw | 18

#6373132 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:03

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow, welcome to the new age, to the new age.

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By Ms_ValS | 27

#6373126 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:01

Some of the vegetables are radioactive actually. Just use more heat. It's usually the stuff you don't cook like the innocent salads... good luck OP

merpppppp | 15

#6373128 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:03

Because of the two atomic bombs that were dropped on Japan, OP's husband is paranoid the food in Japan has been radioactivity poisoned.

Ms_ValS | 27

#6373141 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:11

It's not the atomic bombs... it's the Fukushima nuclear disaster. And it's not sheer paranoia, there is a legitimate concern.

merpppppp | 15

#6373146 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:14

Fair enough, I hadn't thought of that.

Ms_ValS | 27

#6373186 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:30

Clarification: Heat won't make the radioactive vegetables safe for consumption. I meant your husband needs to use more heat on the food he does choose to serve.

JackAtPage | 13

#6373409 - Thursday 6 August 2015 10:02

You are wrong. The radiation from Fukushima is not a concern this long afterwards. If it was, the USS George Washington's reactor department would be freaking out. Also, banana's have scary radiation. Be terrified! Or informed, I prefer the latter.

Makaze | 12

#6373776 - Friday 7 August 2015 05:42

Why is it that the person fear mongering about radiation gets a ton of likes and the person trying to give information on the true levels and concerns for the radiation gets dislikes?

By quickit | 24

#6373127 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:01

Buy food for yourself and let him eat his commissioned food.

klutz44 | 28

#6373696 - Friday 7 August 2015 04:08

It's not commissioned food, it's food from the commissary, which is a grocery store on a military base.

Dick_diamond | 22

#6374147 - Friday 7 August 2015 04:02

It's a bird, it's a a plane.. No, it's just the joke going over your head

By kittyisbaeornaw | 18

#6373132 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:03

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow, welcome to the new age, to the new age.

SubparAtBest | 23

#6373155 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:21

The real question is: Do you wipe your brow and sweat your rust?

killer6969 | 16

#6373452 - Thursday 6 August 2015 11:11

For the longest time i thought the line was, enough to make your sister blow. Lmao

By Epickitty58 | 29

#6373136 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:06

Make him eat his food and just get your own. When he gets food poisoning, just take him out to eat and show him the food in Japan won't hurt him.

By Benmantha | 31

#6373142 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:12

Watch out, Radioactive Man!

MasterTron | 24

#6373915 - Friday 7 August 2015 08:47

I am Iron Man

ubeenbagged | 6

#6373980 - Friday 7 August 2015 10:31

No you're the Mastertron

By Baustigt | 40

#6373143 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:14

But that's a good thing. Radioactive chemicals give you super powers. Or brain damage. But mostly super powers.

By havoctran | 7

#6373149 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:15

Geezus is the food in the commissary that bad?

ciammmm | 11

#6373484 - Friday 7 August 2015 12:17

Any place is bad if you don't check it out thoroughly before purchasing. Meats go bad everywhere.

Denise1988 | 13

#6373637 - Friday 7 August 2015 02:56

I've lived at one of the Air Force bases there. I thought the commissary food was decent. I'm wondering if he's thoroughly cooking the meats, particularly poultry.

crazymentalblond | 24

#6373779 - Friday 7 August 2015 05:45

I currently live on the Yokosuka Naval Base where I'm stationed. It's hit or miss but the produce is particularly bad. I haven't had an issue with the meat but others have. Best foods are all out in town though.

By Emmageen | 14

#6373152 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:20

an excellent opportunity to stop eating meat ^^

firefox9778 | 20

#6373408 - Thursday 6 August 2015 10:02

"Questionable meat AND vegetables"

vampire623 | 6

#6373734 - Friday 7 August 2015 04:58

Yea another one that "because I don't eat meat no one should" do us all a favour and craw in a home and don't come out

1animalallover | 16

#6373765 - Friday 7 August 2015 05:23

How does one simply quit meat

By OysterPearls | 33

#6373153 - Thursday 6 August 2015 07:20

I hope you guys come to some kind of solution to picking spoiled commissary food, otherwise I wouldn't be surprised if you were both imagining dragons in delirium.