FML : Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

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Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By murphy / Monday 2 February 2009 10:49 / United States

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By easrc | 5

#10201 - Sunday 1 March 2009 07:28

I know exactly how you feel...

By k99 | 5

#3183763 - Friday 26 August 2011 08:21

He said "engaging in mating rituals" because it really sounds better than"two squirrels fucking:". And nothing is wrong with his'big words', there actual words that real people use and stupid people hate people who know these words because it makes them feel insecure. I'm sorry dude, a smart guy like you should be able to find a girl soon except for the fact they all want an idiot like #28

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By Maniac_fml | 0

#2294 - Sunday 15 February 2009 06:34

that is wrong

By easrc | 5

#10201 - Sunday 1 March 2009 07:28

I know exactly how you feel...

By Doesuff | 0

#15438 - Thursday 5 March 2009 02:33

You should've joined in.. maybe that would keep you from being jealous.

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XtraXtra00Table | 6

#4746523 - Sunday 29 July 2012 06:09

BAHAHAHAHA

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XtraXtra00Table | 6

#4746525 - Sunday 29 July 2012 06:10

BAHAHAHAHA

By CDub7888 | 0

#34067 - Monday 16 March 2009 05:08

Yep. That'd add up to a bad day. And for those of you pushing bestiality, you are sick. With a capital S, I, C, K.

By Ange_fml | 0

#38471 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:32

Hahhahahha. Poor you xD

By spacey | 0

#63332 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:28

this isnt post secret.

By tdawgheath | 0

#150012 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 05:47

Indeed, I find it profound that the creatures of the timberland sciurus carolinenis will oft fornicate in public.

By 24788 | 5

#154667 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:11

lol, squirrels need loving to! Not by you though.

By cj22302 | 0

#189724 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:36

#4, love that.

By ziqi92 | 0

#302391 - Sunday 14 June 2009 01:35

how old r u? all i'm saying is that ur probably thinking "so close yet so far" is that right?

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