Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
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Zestus
| 19
is it even possible to cockblock yourself?
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NothernNightmare
| 18
OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.
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NothernNightmare
| 18
OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.
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SenselessPattern
| 12
Protection is especially important in dreams to prevent dream-herpes. Just be glad the woman in your dream didn't turn into a shark or tree shredder halfway through.
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perdix
| 29
It's always a wise thing, but it's never a good thing.
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MoneyStacks
| 4
I hate condoms.
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xlord
| 27
Protection is also extremely important when being mind fucked.
Some people have really dirty minds....
Some people have really dirty minds....
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charvisioku
| 22
I agree with 18 here... it's definitely the more sensible thing to do, but god they don't half ruin it... they feel shit.
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gmaniac93
| 7
Haha, well thats a DICK move on your part, thats gotta SUCK.
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kyleekay
| 25
33- Then you must love unexpected pregancies and STD's!
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mduffy08
| 8
15 - I remember when I was diagnosed with dream AIDS, then I woke up.
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LiveLoveBeatles
| 19
33- you must get that from your parents, huh?
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israelnotjacob
| 20
I have to say YDI because even though OCD typically isn't by choice, if it's this serious that you can't even enjoy a dam sex dream you're clearly not dealing with it, and that is your fault.
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MikeFoxtrot01594
| 11
94 It's not an OCD. I have OP's problem when writing "erotic literature."
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m_2_teh_c
| 6
55- you are so right! :)
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Zestus
| 19
is it even possible to cockblock yourself?
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Feared
| 9
Definitely. The following can usually do the trick:
-Insulting your partner.
-Farting
-Sticking it in the wrong hole.
-Menstration.
-Pointing out, that there is a way hotter guy/girl to sleep with.
-Reading FML's when you should be paying attention to your partner.
-Insulting your partner.
-Farting
-Sticking it in the wrong hole.
-Menstration.
-Pointing out, that there is a way hotter guy/girl to sleep with.
-Reading FML's when you should be paying attention to your partner.
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xlord
| 27
Saying "I love you *insert sisters name*"
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MormonPornstar
| 7
20 - Never met a guy who menstruates...
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kyleekay
| 25
49- I think #20 meant that as a self-"cock"block for a woman.
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Jonaahhhh
| 12
Yes. Wear one of the hats with the propeller on top. Or use "Swag" and "Yolo".... Surefire cock blocks
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trivel64
| 16
I would totally do a guy with a propellor cap tho
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Noxialis
| 9
#73 - In that case, look me up, eh. I'll spin you right round ;)
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lhazz11
| 23
Well, at least we know you'll use it in real life:)
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Feared
| 9
Or you could just wear one to bed. Problem solved.
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Puffytruffles
| 18
Better than having sexual relations with a rubber duck.
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XPetrova
| 10
Look at it as a warning or a prophecy for the future...
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xlord
| 27
I had a dream where I became batman and king of russia in the same day.
Can I look at mine as a prophecy?
Can I look at mine as a prophecy?
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Stealthed
| 8
Dream? That is pretty much vladimir putin's life summed up.
I don't think I've ever once seen that guy turn around to look at an awesome explosion behind him. Not once..
I don't think I've ever once seen that guy turn around to look at an awesome explosion behind him. Not once..
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SammyS2012
| 21
Well now you can't become batman because you blew your future secret identity :/
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lilhellian
| 26
Atleast it wasn't a triple nut tap.
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lilhellian
| 26
By the way it's a reference to the guy who hit his nut on the table. He hit them three times.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
It was a noble attempt, bud.
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2pepper3
| 10
Practicing safe habits pays off, kids are expensive...
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BeccaHugs
| 17
Don't be silly, wrap your willy!
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2pepper3
| 10
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!
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lilhellian
| 26
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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nikininja
| 4
Before you get spunky, cover your monkey!
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chubbybunny963
| 7
Don't let your affection give her an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
@40 put on a wrapper before you tap her.
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Stealthed
| 8
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong!
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andiewithlove
| 21
No glove? No love!
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trivel64
| 16
Put a jacket on that package!
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Bella242
| 0
Yup! Exactly!^^
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JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
74killed it
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bmw791797
| 2
Dont be a prick, cover your dick!
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2pepper3
| 10
84- It's dead...I'm. Sorry
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ardencred
| 7
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
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challan
| 19
That's a good thing OP! Tomorrow night you may have dreamt you were a guest on Maury! You are the dream father!!
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geon_olam
| 17
I think you have to learn the difference between OCD and common sense. Not wanting to have sex without a condom isn't an abnormal disorder- it's very reasonable. The panic attack sucks though.
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shannonreneee
| 11
9, people do self diagnose, but it could genuinely be OCD. I have OCD induced dreams about events in my life I cannot control and obsess over incessantly (it's been diagnosed).
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the_illuminated
| 4
Better safe than sorry.