Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
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roundthewheel
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Sounds like a personal problem, slick.
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Sydney92
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that's natural
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quiksta
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no wonder you haven't kissed. she's cheating with the guinea pig which has been satisfying her. you better show that little player who's boss g. also, you better get even with her thong, i heard she's been giving up the ass to it.
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iivs
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Once I had a girlfriend. We first kissed after 4 or more months.
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IMTHEGREATEST
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lol once
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ChaosChild
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Really? Are you jealous of a creature with a 3-5 year life span that eats its young? Really dude if you want to kiss her then kiss her, start with her cheek if you're that nervous.
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genericnickname
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"go slap this girl's pussy as hard as you can."
I think I heard something like that on the Dr. Phil show.
I think I heard something like that on the Dr. Phil show.
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backfire_fml
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Wow. three whole weeks.
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iworryaboutyou
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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l33tm0nk3y
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All you people making fun of the OP for not kissing this girl despite having dated for 3 weeks...you're really the most immature ones here. If you think the physical stuff is what matters in a relationship, I'd love to see how your marriages work out. You want to know why so many marriages fail these days? Because so many people try to build them on a foundation of superficial infatuation and physical "intimacy," rather than a deeper emotional and psychological connection. Seriously, quit acting like hormone-flooded 15-year-olds and grow up.
That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.
That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.
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muffinkitty
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thank you!!! totally agree!
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smittys
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You must be ugly!!
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wobbla
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totally agree !
totally agree !
you must be ugly..
totally agree !
you must be ugly..
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golfer_boi
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99- you must be a douche!!
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HeWillBeLoved105
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Oh my god, I agree. I was seriously thinking the same thing, but nobody could say it better than you.
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gunnerysgt
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They must be the "yolo-swagging" types
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alitairi
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this comment was so perfect, I literally had to create account (after years of not having one) just to say so. both parts, exactly what I was thinking.
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hootch
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well, KISS HER KID!!!! what's the worse that can happen? She is your girlfriend=] goodluck!
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CountDown681
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ok 3 things
1.hahahahaha your jelous of a guinea pig
2. #23 i agree with you in that the mental has more value but its hard to have one without the other. and whats wrong with being a "hormone-flooded 15-year-old"???
3. be patient kid
1.hahahahaha your jelous of a guinea pig
2. #23 i agree with you in that the mental has more value but its hard to have one without the other. and whats wrong with being a "hormone-flooded 15-year-old"???
3. be patient kid
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bagsoffairydust
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Hormone flooded children are stupid and hardly make good decisions.
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Clemfail
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand friendzone
That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.