Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
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Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML
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rockr_chick 5
OMG poor kitty :(
wisericky 12
the cat over-lords are angered, this act of war will not go unpunished!!
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Comments (267)
linx468 8
Ouch, poor kitten, but ya know, it's fine to react like that.
05559 1
lol its not your fault anyways
ilovenerds_ 1
That's horrible D:
linx468 8
Well, at least the kitten survived :D
linx468 8
But to be honest, you should've checked what it was first.
khosa 0
hawwe YDI 4 not properly breedin cats
thefallenoo 0
you know they say killing pets is an early sign of a psycho serial killer
vjj 0
Are you Mary Bale?
BagleHead 6
I hate when I'm kicking cat-sized-spiders around my house and a cat gets caught in my line of fire... so irritating
Hoplaka 0
Didnt breed their cats right? When did the OP say that they breed? Fyl op that's sad. :(
PimpdaddyCJT 13
omg thats horrible
CrimsonWolf1294 0
poor kitty. you'll get yours when it gets older.
loski87 4
lmao @ 47
th3b0ss 0
u r an awful person
bebz_fml 0
Poor kitten :(
degrassilovur 0
:O
MykeLytorus 0
I think I saw this one in a book.
vespr 0
o my god I almost died laughing at this one I can just picture it to ROFL
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
awe. :(
nibawan 0
I need to reply to number 1
Smyth 3
I'm n ur ceilingz becuz u kikd me ther. :(
woofis 0
YDI op. omg a fuzzy spider on your foot, at least check. I always do, especially if you have kittens running around ur house.
natural711 6
hahahah win!
nishant5456 0
120, I don't see how it's a win.U wanna get your ass kicked so hard that you almost died and it was because you were mistaken for a spider?
bubblzz 4
op i hate you even if you didn't do it on purpose..still u killed a little innocent cat..:(
JoeyxCloud 0
correction, almost killed.
PizzaGuy11 0
KITTEN KILLER!!!!!!! D:
bigbadtim 7
It was just a reflex action. He had no control over it. No big deal.
llcooljoey 0
kitten abuser, this makes you the worst person in the world
taylor_bby100 0
lol #20 made me laff ;)
shmexi 0
ASPCA will be at your home soon D;
sid396 0
that's awesome
kidwiththehair12 0
47 win
xNephilim 18
Are you serious? Everyone would react the same way.
elblake 0
actually it's torturing them
Iowa123 0
That's a normal way to react, but the poor little cat. I suggest you stop watching spiders on TV.
OhaiChristina 0
Kitty hater. D:<
fmljoiner 0
good cats suck get a dog
Selsa_Squirrel 0
I assume it was a knee-jerk reaction, named knee-jerk specifically because you don't have time to think about it, it just happens as a reflex; in this case it was brought on by paranoia.
alexarose 0
you remind me of shane dawson on youtube. you guys look exactly alike .
benny2465 0
it's only a cat who cares?
G182man 0
if half of all the people on fml payed attention to what they were doing, fml would not exist. with that said, **** you
B4SK3TB4IL 0
is ur foot ok?
YouCantBreakMe 9
omg kitten killer!!!
YouCantBreakMe 9
almost is close enough. poor kitty.
rebbee 0
You sir, are a monster. I now have images of a mangled kitten in my head. Thanks. :-(
bubblzz 4
the original fml said: '' it died''..not almost..wtf?!
JoeyxCloud 0
oh ok so it wasn't just me, cuz I saw that it said he had killed it as well.
slatter 1
lol that's awesome
rockr_chick 5
OMG poor kitty :(
sourgirl101 28
WAS IT A CAT I SAW ? *read letters bacward*
rebbee 0
Clever. :-)
rockr_chick 5
woah...nice! :)
FreeRunn3r 12
what does it mean?
0darkfire0 0
it was a cat you saw (read THAT backwards)
MrFerret 0
omg amazing try this one, ssup (read it backwards)
natas_fml 13
read my name backwards
purrfume 0
lol
ALEX920 0
wow you dick. I hope someone who can actually take care of cats or even spay/neuter their own will take it
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
On the bright side, at least it's still alive.
wisericky 12
the cat over-lords are angered, this act of war will not go unpunished!!
bigredmonkeybutt 28
YDI for overreacting. It's a video playing on a tv not real life. Learn the difference.
Metalman69 0
ydi. always check before you kick. but atleqst you didnt kill it. that much is,good
AppleCoFreak 0
Yeah because if you feel something you take a step by step procedure to see what thing on your foot is, before assuming that it is bug. •sarcasm•
LottieCia 1
I hope you are giving that poor baby extra tlc because if you almost kill it the you take care of it
YouCantBreakMe 9
you aren't supposed to feel sympathy for him, you're supposed to feel sympathy for the kitten.
LottieCia 1
The poor baby is the cat and the person is the one that needs to take care of it
Lils123 0
pooor kittyyy D';