Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
katebond 16
i like that guy, He's funny ;p
TheNiceOne 20
Give and you shall receive.
kaytasha 18
What clueless selfishness, whats good for the goose is also good for the gander.
weveallbeenthere 30
he must be an idiot.
FimogenFeels 14
It would be one thing if he just didn't want to do that, but to ask for you to give him a *******? Sorry OP.
babybear420 7
And let me guess .... You have him one?
mattrd_fml 31
I thought all guys loved to do that...
Alastrina_fml 20
That's idiotic. ALL women have a natural odor "down there". If a guy complains that she smells bad down there, just fart in his face and tell him it could be a LOT worse!!! I'm joking, but seriously if you exercise basic hygiene and take care of yourself "down there" and he STILL won't do it? He's an idiot.
guiltnazan 23
Let me preface my statement with another: I love going down on women, it's my favorite act in the bedroom. That being said, there ARE some people who just don't like going down, and that's fine. It's not just about hygiene or taking care of yourself, it's a personal preference. There are girls that like to go down on guys, guys who like to go down on girls, girls who don't like to go down, and guys who don't like to go down. Long point short being, don't get so upset unless you know WHY they reacted the way they did.
allplayedout 20
In that case, he shouldn't expect to receive oral himself--much less go all the way over the line by saying the idea of going down on her is disgusting. Not being comfortable with it is one thing; being a raging, immature douchebag is quite another.
LisaDay 14
if he wants something that she is obviosly willing to do, why shouldn't he get any?
kingdomgirl94 29
83 you also forgot the girls who like to go down on girls and the guys who like to go down on guys ;)
kingdomgirl94 29
Because she wants the same thing that he wants her to but, but that he's NOT willing to do in return. That's like sharing a chocolate bar with a friend when they don't have one because they asked you nicely, but them refusing to share with you when you don't have one, even if you asked them nicely. One good deed deserves another.
mine747 12
my boyfriend is the same way. hes had some bad experiances in the past and it wigs him out. he assures me regularly that mine doesnt seem to be a bad one but hes still afraid. i feel your pain.
Z3R0G5 23
Maybe he is gay but not ready to come out