Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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barbiebanker 3
My life in a nutshell.
Narwhal23 10
Just curious, I find oral sex against my moral values, and I am male... Would it be okay to deny my partner oral sex as long as I am not receiving?
neeni88 23
No, that's fair. What's unfair is if you refuse to do it for her but expect her to do it for you. As long as you're consistent both ways, and as long as you find a girl who feels the same way you do, then it's all good.
Setareh23 34
I'd also suggest letting them know about it early enough. I don't mean you have to tell them on the first date or anything crazy like that. But if you're also the type who thinks sex should wait till after marriage or something similar, you should let your partner know before then.
pcgwm 13
Should have said "no, that's disgusting" then walk away.
Frostillicus123 10
time for a new boyfriend
nicoletaylor1995 5
What a douche. I hope you let him know there's nothing fair about that expectation on his part
LisaDay 14
I'm with him. i think the thought of someone giving a girl oral is disgusting. Have you considered that he doesn't want to because you don't take good care of yourself? Maybe you stink down there.
SheepShoop_fml 20
Remind me what it's like to be a 12 year old.
awkward_gothlady 32
The issue was that he said he expected her to go down on him about 30 seconds after saying he wouldn't go down on her. If he's not into that, that's fine. Everyone has things they like and don't like. But it's totally unfair that he expects her to do something for him that he wouldn't do for her.
LisaDay 14
#66, ? #145, my husband doesnt like going down on me because he had a girlfriend who didnt take care of herself and it ended badly when she got him to. thats usually the reason among my male friends as to why they dont like it, also. i take excellent care of myself though, but he is still isn't willing to do it. not that i mind, i think the thought of "eating out" is disgusting. he can have his oral though.
Goblin182 26
Once you get past the smell you have got it licked.
itooamscrewed 10
Giving head is disgusting too (why do men think women need to be shaved 24/7 but it's totally fine for them to have a bush the size of Australia? Why don't men seem to wash their balls?) Yet we do it anyways because that's what love is. Just breathe through your mouth.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Don't no why the downvotes. I hate to give oral, but knowing how much my girl loves it alone sometimes drive me to do it. Unless it's a hygiene issue. matter a fact, if I don't, it's more than likely a hygiene issue. 66?? who the **** said she's 12?
Teddycjm94 7
I would eat even if she said she wouldn't. If it was clean of course.
SatinsNightmares 17
-_-.
ashingtondc 3
what a pussy
babygirl125 6
Haha men are such assholes