Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
TwentyFourBeerz 18
It's prolly too hairy!! No one likes going down on cotton candy.
Nakoma_fml 10
I've never had pubic flavored cotton candy, but the regular ones are ******* awesome.
geekbuscus 19
There are many people who don't mind it and some who prefer it. That applies to the curlies on men and women.
Urpoppy 21
Dump him.
gameover18 17
A real man will try his best to make his GF happy. He will even go down and part the red sea if you know what I mean.
geekbuscus 19
Your genitals do not define your gender. One of my good friends had his testicles removed due to testicular cancer. Is he not a man now? I'll avoid the issue of Transgender as well. What an ignorant statement.
worldclassrager 39
I think a ******* is more disgusting than sex...I mean any guy would probably jump at the opportunity
KarlwithaK91 12
you should just have him look at everyone's response towards this issue and hopefully he'll understand how ridiculous he's being...
ProudDaddy 7
That's like my favorite thing lol close second to actual sex lol
csjc 16
He's am idiot. It tastes wonderful!
metalhead88 9
What a pussy
rocker_chick23 27
#87 Real man is an expression. It means a man who isn't a total douchebag. It doesn't have anything to do with testicles