Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
okay17 7
Some guys are scared that they won't be good at it. I don't think this is the case here, but it may be a hidden insecurity that he is trying to mask with immaturity. Girls don't magically know how to give a great ******** either, because all penises are different. It's about talking with your partner about what they like. But him saying it's disgusting? Dicks don't always taste like sunshine and rainbows.
kilarbos 14
****, what a douchebag.
Queenie2014 11
Unfortunately, I've been a lot guys who think this way. Think going down on a girl is disgusting expect a ********. Then they wonder why the can't get laid
thundermoo 16
I'd have to say ydi for dating someone so immature. It's one thing to not enjoy giving head but it's something entirely different to say it's disgusting and then expect you to do it for him. Sounds like you're dating a spoiled, self-entitled pussy...which is kind of your fault. Find some better dick
Queenie2014 11
To everyone commenting on how a pussy smells, you do realize that a guy's junk has a smell too right? Guys should be expected to take care of themselves too. I'm sure many girls have come across musty balls and dick before.
itooamscrewed 10
I wish musty were the worst of it!
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
If you wanna be my lover you gotta learn how to give. Taking is too easy but that's the way it is....
BAMALAMIAN 1
I think most guys are standard on the requirements for going down on a girl. must be clean shaven and pass the stink test. if you meet those, than it should be a two way street.
itooamscrewed 10
Do the same for us and we have a deal, but I shouldn't be expected to suffer razor burn while choking on your jungle pubes and gagging at the sweaty vinegar/feet stank
XoAlexxxoX 5
Hahahah!! 63!! Funny stuff. That's exactly what I thought of when I read this post!! Glad someone mentioned that song lol :) but OP, **** your boyfriend. He's a scumbag. MAKE HIM GO DOWN ON YOU or tell him to get the **** outta your life. Wants to take but not give. Terrible.
Saikon1357 25
I seriously don't get why so many men are like this. Pussy is delicious(in most cases). If a man won't lick it, don't let him stick it.
fortune789 17
I guess I am weird. I think ******** are nasty and don't ask for them but have no problem with going down on a girl.