By purged - 08/06/2013 23:43 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
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That's a red flag

I'd sleep with a machete from now on.


That's a red flag

Some things are better left unsaid.

looks like someone will be needing to get life insurance..

Yeaa, just make sure he's not her beneficiary... Don't need to give him anymore reasons to off her O.O

thisgirl97 7

Time to find a new boyfriend...

Obvious joke is obvious...

Glad the Purge isn't real...

Unless the boyfriend turns out to be a serial psycho purger.

Phoebe_Buffay 14

You..... You mean you haven't heard?

slickchrome 11

bird is the word!

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

I'd sleep with a machete from now on.

AbstraktThoughts 13

Fuck that! I'd be hiding in an underground bunker with millions of weapons to be used at my disposal!

saad2605 16

Don't know if that's such a great idea. Then he has easy access to a machete while you sleep. ;P

I think she means Machete. From the movie of the same name. The boyfriend wouldn't dare attack her in her sleep if it meant he might wake up!

I'd rather have that badass shotgun the dad used.

I'm sure he's just kidding, but maybe not :0

I'm sure you're right, but maybe not :0

I'm sure one of you is being sarcastic, but maybe not :O

Young love... Maybe you should start talking to him about your zombie survival plans. Like, how its good to have someone with you who runs slower.

Or someone to trip...

I would not be able to handle it if the purge was real. I'd die first.

I would have a lot of televisions...

Get your self a real man to keep you safe end of story

dinosxxrawr 22

but since it would be legal to kill. you should get to him first.

blue001 5

it might be legal, but it's wrong to kill another

It's time to get away as far as you can.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

Well, at least he is honest.