Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
lvg_fml 10
Never again will I be with a guy that expects to receive without giving
okay17 7
Same, I allowed that once, because I like giving bjs so much. But since then I've set the bar higher. You see how quickly guys get over their little bitch fits when they want to get it in.
Wyrelia 8
I'm sure you are a nice girl, OP. And nice girls shouldn't date scumbags who don't even want to satisfy their ladies. We deserve better than that. Lots of love :)
ThepurpleCow 19
I hope he gets genital warts. Or he's 4. Either way FYL
KellyShanahan 13
Hope you pushed him out the door.
GoodOptions 12
Sounds like you have a girlfriend.
nikkiole12 1
Leave him
jay804cee 3
Wow..Y'all must be young or you need to freshen up
snazzymcwho 21
Should read "ex" boyfriend.
itsme82 18
This ladies and gentleman is why I'm a lesbian.
TheVurcle 10
Say no and dump him, clearly he just wants you for pleasure. FYL sorry OP