Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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LizetteBerenice 22
Asshole
Wizardo 33
The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...
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Comments (210)
metheonlyb 17
I don't understand the problem with guys sometime. I went down on a girl, and we both enjoyed it. I just loved doing that.
salvorican 24
Story time: My best friend tells me everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. He's told me about his experiences of going down on girls and realizing just how unclean they are. To the point where it wreaks so bad that he has to go up for air and he doesn't know how to get out of it without hurting the girls feelings. Did anyone think that this might be the case with OP? Or maybe her boyfriend has had bad experiences of this too. Still, he shouldn't expect a ******** if he's not willing to give to you OP.
blazerman_fml 17
Hope one of those girls wasn't you!Just kidding haha it would be pretty funny though.. Like when u say I have a friend who....and everyone knows the friend is actually you! >.
HylianTwilight 21
What's funny is my boyfriend is the same way about oral. His past lovers reeked horribly and didn't taste all that good, but apparently I'm different, and he loves going down on me. I find receiving to be uncomfortable though...with the majority of my exes saying that going down on a girl is horrible and that it smells bad and tastes bad. Led me to a whole lot of insecurities regarding my hygiene. :/ I wonder if the OP showers every day and makes sure she's clean. If she does, then her boyfriend is a hypocritical asshat.
Lil_Red777 21
I've only had one ex that refused to go down on me because of one of his ex's. I know my ****** is clean and sanitary. I get checkups regularly and have good hygiene. If your boyfriend won't go down on you maybe he's lazy and doesn't like giving as well as receiving.
numberswoman 14
Are you dating my ex husband? That man wouldn't lick a stamp!
Cortier1992 6
That definitely sucks. you've got to give to receive. If he thinks eating pussy is gross. he's too young to be *******.
LifeOfAnRN 18
Or he's gay.
Gabnacious 7
You should've said "no, that's disgusting".
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
Real men eat pussy.
ElricMustang 23
I wouldn't have done it; it's a two way street
VyronBuckingham 9
Yeah. He needs some water to Quench his thirst.
killer0689 20
hahaaa
Pandaz7 10
Time to dump his ass
sothishappened 5
I've started telling my man if he won't, I won't. He loves when I do, so he does.