Why was the little boy baby sitting? I'm assuming you're much older than the baby sitter.

your stupid

His stupid what?

his stupid mom

Dang it Sublime; you stole my comeback!

Haha #44 I love you.

#40 your dumb as fuck . lols O__o

Can people seriously stop calling others dumb when they don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"?

He sounds an awful lot like Eric Cartman when Nanny 911 comes to look after him and put him in line.

Yeah lol. She eats her crap at the asylum haha.

Wrong. Kids are naturally brutally honest.

Agreed, they truely are very cruel and honest

the kid was most likely just trying to get rid of her though. depending on his age he either may not feel he needs a babysitter, wants his parents, or just hates her. op, don't listen to him. and even if you are unattractive, you can get a boyfriend. there's this really ugly awful bitch who went to my high school and i hate her, not because she's ugly or anything but because she's really really mean, and she has a boyfriend who loves her. if she can get a boyfriend, you for sure can. haha. just be nice. and don't forget to shower because that would be gross. hahaha

win

you sir, are a douchebag.

If i were you i would

Also you listen to kids, are you 12 or something? unless the kid is banging a different girl every week and smoking a cigar, I'm guessing his opinion doesn't matter much. Now that I read my comment and the FML, I want to hang out with this kid, he seems pretty awesome, and he made you cry, which is always entertaining

#22 Win That is the funniest thing I have read in months.

Thank you. MLIA has made me despise the word "proceeded."

I thought I was the only one. I could hardly focus on the fml because I was too busy wondering what was the point of even using the word 'proceeded' here. It's so out of place, and I thought the trend was long dead by now. ;_;

Yep. Typing babysitting into search, plenty comes up. Seriously, OP, why do you give a shit what some little kid has to say about your love life?