Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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hk_fml
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=| no need to cry! He's just a kid, he doesn't understand adult attraction.
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shoieb9
| 14
O.o dont worry.. its just a kid :)
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shoieb9
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O.o dont worry.. its just a kid :)
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humorizer
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Why was the little boy baby sitting? I'm assuming you're much older than the baby sitter.
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croso88
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your stupid
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sublime93
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His stupid what?
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chaos753159
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his stupid mom
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humorizer
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Dang it Sublime; you stole my comeback!
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V_S234
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Haha #44 I love you.
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BannedStory
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#40 your dumb as fuck . lols O__o
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the17doctor
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Can people seriously stop calling others dumb when they don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"?
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hk_fml
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=| no need to cry! He's just a kid, he doesn't understand adult attraction.
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synix
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He sounds an awful lot like Eric Cartman when Nanny 911 comes to look after him and put him in line.
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Mustardnight
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Yeah lol. She eats her crap at the asylum haha.
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smaginn
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Agree with #1... He was probably joking or something. Little kids are like that.
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ilovebradiew
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naww );
its just a kid, he probs doesn't know what he talking bout lol
its just a kid, he probs doesn't know what he talking bout lol
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MysteryJoker
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Wrong. Kids are naturally brutally honest.
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MoonTiger
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Agreed, they truely are very cruel and honest
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chicken_lover
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the kid was most likely just trying to get rid of her though.
depending on his age he either may not feel he needs a babysitter, wants his parents, or just hates her.
op, don't listen to him. and even if you are unattractive, you can get a boyfriend. there's this really ugly awful bitch who went to my high school and i hate her, not because she's ugly or anything but because she's really really mean, and she has a boyfriend who loves her. if she can get a boyfriend, you for sure can. haha. just be nice. and don't forget to shower because that would be gross. hahaha
depending on his age he either may not feel he needs a babysitter, wants his parents, or just hates her.
op, don't listen to him. and even if you are unattractive, you can get a boyfriend. there's this really ugly awful bitch who went to my high school and i hate her, not because she's ugly or anything but because she's really really mean, and she has a boyfriend who loves her. if she can get a boyfriend, you for sure can. haha. just be nice. and don't forget to shower because that would be gross. hahaha
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randomaccountnam
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YDI for not being the girlfriend type.
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Viatel
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win
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marcustan
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you sir, are a douchebag.
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xmars
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Why, do you want to date the kid?
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chaos753159
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If i were you i would
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Feverrotes
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Here's another reason to add to the list: You use "proceeded."
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adartse
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Also you listen to kids, are you 12 or something? unless the kid is banging a different girl every week and smoking a cigar, I'm guessing his opinion doesn't matter much. Now that I read my comment and the FML, I want to hang out with this kid, he seems pretty awesome, and he made you cry, which is always entertaining
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Back_In_Action
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So his opinion would be much more valid if he was a cigar-smoking man-whore? That's some messed up logic right there.
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bubber
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#22 Win
That is the funniest thing I have read in months.
That is the funniest thing I have read in months.
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TheTragicReturn
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Thank you. MLIA has made me despise the word "proceeded."
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CyclonePsycho
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I thought I was the only one. I could hardly focus on the fml because I was too busy wondering what was the point of even using the word 'proceeded' here. It's so out of place, and I thought the trend was long dead by now. ;_;
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vetter_fml
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If nothing else, craigslist ads show that there's someone for everyone. Don't worry about a little kid's opinion. Just focus on finding someone if that's what you want to do. And never let a child you're sitting see you cry. Lose all authority that way.
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containsnosoy
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Has anyone noticed how many girls get told why they are single by the kids that they are babysitting (and then feel the need to post it as an FML)? OP, are you telling this boy your relationship problems? At least kids are honest, because you know what? You could go years without knowing the real reason and no one would be willing to tell you. Stop whining and gain some self-respect. No one wants to date someone with such low self esteem anyways.
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waterynuggets
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Yep. Typing babysitting into search, plenty comes up. Seriously, OP, why do you give a shit what some little kid has to say about your love life?
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nija666
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well atleast he was honest