Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

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Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
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RichardPencil 30

How would he know? If his inaugural ******* was disappointing, you need to up your oral game.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Don't let this discourage you or him. Fellatio is an art learned with time. Once you got it licked, you'll both be set.

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RichardPencil 30

How would he know? If his inaugural ******* was disappointing, you need to up your oral game.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Don't let this discourage you or him. Fellatio is an art learned with time. Once you got it licked, you'll both be set.

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D J's MOM 17

he's either an asshole to hurt your feelings, or he's not a virgin.

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Ubehage 32

The first ******* was disappointing for me too. He was a dick, literally, to hurt your feelings that way. But maybe he was just being awkward, with no ill-intentions.

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Nix188 13

it takes experience for it to be good. you gotta tell him to tell you how he wants it. eventually it'll be all he thinks about, give it time

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timinator5000 28

My guess is he was so self conscious and was in his own head that he couldn't get to the point where he enjoyed it. Hopefully in time if you do different things he can tell you what really gets him going.

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