Creepypasta, Scary and Love: Domestic bliss

Domestic bliss

By Emma - 08/12/2015 17:23 - United States

Today, I had to hide the entire drawer of kitchen knives under my bed just to keep my mother from stabbing her cheating boyfriend, and slashing his tires. This happens more often than I'd like to admit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 301

You deserved it 1 581

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 685

You deserved it 2 118

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 133

You deserved it 989

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 174

You deserved it 4 528

Crime prevention

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a sword under the bed, a proper sharp 'knight on horseback' sword instead of the typical baseball bat for burglars, I found this out after I was groping under there for a dropped earring and cut one of my fingers down to the bone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 984

You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 038

You deserved it 2 746

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 853

You deserved it 17 637

By Jonas - 06/06/2012 05:00 - United States - Wimberley

Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 384

You deserved it 4 224

Ouch

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 12:41 - United States

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 425

You deserved it 5 199

By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 060

You deserved it 4 732

Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 555

You deserved it 8 379

aperron96 18

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:43

I think it's time to move out, or kick her out. I know she's your mom but that's just psychotic

paperroll880 16

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:44

Sounds like you're the mother in this relationship.

Comments

aperron96 18

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:43

I think it's time to move out, or kick her out. I know she's your mom but that's just psychotic

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:47

I'm pretty sure OP is just a responsible child living with their mom, therefore they can't really kick their parent out... But then again I may have totally misunderstood it :)

vikky538 28

Wednesday 9 December 2015 16:18

Who knows OPs mother is her roommate

paperroll880 16

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:44

Sounds like you're the mother in this relationship.

oiler 21

Wednesday 9 December 2015 15:22

True, But I do feel bad for the mom as this happened to her before OP said. Still she shouldnt act like this

Grinchley 1

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:44

This FML is chosen but not mine? Lol.

KatieJBabe 27

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:49

Judging by your comment, your FML was probably shit.

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:45

Maybe you should seek out anger management counseling for your mother. Of course she won't want to do it, but if she's acting that violently, she needs to be taken care of before she does something drastic