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By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
I don't believe transmogrification is really a vital component of doing the dishes. If fact, I imagine it would be infinitely harder without the convenience of thumbs. There's a reason lamb is served and doesn't serve. Hooves.
MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes
Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL