Kids, Pranks, Parents and Scary: Spooked

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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You deserved it 17 627

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metallica_wins 20

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes

Aligator67 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:01

Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL

Aligator67 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:01

Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL

caohm 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 12:11

I'd hate to see what happens if you got unexpectedly pregnant

TheWildRover1 12

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Monday 6 January 2014 4:37

It serves them right for not cleaning up the feckin dishes! I have a rule, (I don't go by this rule myself I just force other people to) you make a mess you clean it!

ShiiteDisturber 9

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Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:01

Was the knife dirty? Maybe she wanted you to clean it as well... if that ever happens that is.

metallica_wins 20

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes

WhoWhat_fml 10

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Sunday 5 January 2014 19:05

I am not sure if you deserved it or not from leaving dirty dishes...

bubblyhayley 16

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Sunday 5 January 2014 20:36

#2 your replys on these fmls today r gold!!

EternalRest 5

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:04

Parents always find a way to get their point across..

loganHchrist 9

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:07

Do your dishes then

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:49

And wash your sheets.

LadyDelphinea 4

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:08

And that is why you should do the dishes... Punishment comes in all shapes and sizes

minesbiggerr 25

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Sunday 5 January 2014 20:24

Anytime anywhere

MortenM 17

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Sunday 5 January 2014 23:19

Yea. That also sounds like a porn title #59.

barricadebabe 15

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:09

That wasn't very knife of her

ThatFancyPenn 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 11:17

Did you just

rawr_ily96 24

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Sunday 5 January 2014 11:37

Yes. Yes she did.

Ambient25 24

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Sunday 5 January 2014 11:45

That was a pretty good stab at a pun.

MrRazzle 4

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Sunday 5 January 2014 17:05

Okay 6, I think we got the point.

tiernang 21

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Sunday 5 January 2014 17:11

Guys! cut it out! Some people here don't like puns.

CheeseTron 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 20:20

knives

arandomusernameaa 20

Monday 6 January 2014 4:39

Everyone here is getting a bit edgy over all these knife puns...

TacticalTrumpet 14

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:10

Dang. FYL. Just be glad you didn't accidentally get stabbed in the process.

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:48

Or turn the knife on her before realizing who it was.

deepvira 16

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Sunday 5 January 2014 10:11

Be a lamb and do the dishes next time please. It's for your own good.

Aspireworks 12

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Sunday 5 January 2014 12:28

I don't believe transmogrification is really a vital component of doing the dishes. If fact, I imagine it would be infinitely harder without the convenience of thumbs. There's a reason lamb is served and doesn't serve. Hooves.