By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
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  kiaora_fml  |  11

Something tells me that the crazy bitch won't listen to a restraining order, I think OP will need to set up surveillance cameras to catch her in the act, before and after the restraining order.

  Shade1982  |  20

Unless she actually did damage, the police won't do much about it. The best you might get is "attempt at ..." but you need actual proof, like a photograph with her and the knife for that. They won't do anything, especially a restraining order, without credible evidence.

By  Rosebudx  |  32

Sounds like you two had a nice, friendly break-up, if she's helping you with basic car maintenance. I don't see any crazy-chick problems here, just a good friend.


  theTravinator  |  21

#20 I've figured out that you kinda need to wait out the first few hours after an FML gets posted to see the majority response. Usually people get super angsty and angry immediately after its posted because they want top comment or are just mad they weren't fast enough.

  Rosebudx  |  32

19, I promise I'm not trying to insult anyone's intelligence. I actually went back and added the last line because I have been downvoted in the extreme by people who didn't get sarcasm, like 20 said. It's like you just can't win on this site sometimes.