By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
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_Domster_46 16

Report it to the police and get a restraining order, that bitch sounds crazy to me!

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cutycat136 28

Keep an eye out. She might be back to try that again op.

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cutycat136 28

Keep an eye out. She might be back to try that again op.

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slingerslasher 24

But nothing says "romance" quite like power walking off into the distance

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TH_Insomniak 15

into the sunset would've been better

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Something tells me she isn't smart enough to succeed

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_Domster_46 16

Report it to the police and get a restraining order, that bitch sounds crazy to me!

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kiaora_fml 11

Something tells me that the crazy bitch won't listen to a restraining order, I think OP will need to set up surveillance cameras to catch her in the act, before and after the restraining order.

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Shade1982 20

Unless she actually did damage, the police won't do much about it. The best you might get is "attempt at ..." but you need actual proof, like a photograph with her and the knife for that. They won't do anything, especially a restraining order, without credible evidence.

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mushroomcassette 21

What the fu.. Nope. That's perfectly normal.

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HoboRain 16

Be like team rocket and just dig a bunch of hole traps to catch her

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gte225 11

If he does that he'll end up in one of those holes.

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gabriel57 4

the number of thumbs up in this comment is not high enough! :P

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Zarcissa 34

Well, if he's gonna try that, he'd better make sure to not get blasted off... again.

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mmmxr 11

It's actually not low enough..

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Nailpolishaholic 20

All the stories of crazy exes on FML make me paranoid about mine

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Rosebudx 32

Sounds like you two had a nice, friendly break-up, if she's helping you with basic car maintenance. I don't see any crazy-chick problems here, just a good friend. /sarcasm

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CoGhostRider 31

I disliked your comment for assuming I was too stupid to get your sarcasm.

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Aimeejasmine 15

It's not about insulting your intelligence.. it's so they don't get pissy comments for no reason

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theTravinator 21

#20 I've figured out that you kinda need to wait out the first few hours after an FML gets posted to see the majority response. Usually people get super angsty and angry immediately after its posted because they want top comment or are just mad they weren't fast enough.

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Rosebudx 32

19, I promise I'm not trying to insult anyone's intelligence. I actually went back and added the last line because I have been downvoted in the extreme by people who didn't get sarcasm, like 20 said. It's like you just can't win on this site sometimes.

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_kyleG_ 34

She wasn't lying- she'd just rather the pressure be 0

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psychopolarbear 28

I like the way you think.

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rydin10 18

I mean hey, the way you said it sounds like she didn't succeed (this time) so it's not necessarily FYL yet

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jazzy_123 20

He's on her hit list. That's enough for this to be an Fml situation.

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pickle682 17

Thank god you caught her. You should alert the police in case she does it again they will have a record

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coklara 15

How about you show here the tire pressure by running her over!

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fakedsincerity 32

No matter how crazy she is, attempted murder isn't the answer.

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brand125 17

isnt this website for humor? but assuming everyone is serious must sound more fun

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fakedsincerity 32

It's almost like I was joking too, #28. :P But also seriously don't murder anyone.

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sorasaveshyrule 16

It's not murder if the body can't be found...

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