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By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
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tiptoppc 19

My wife is in her almost thirties and looks so young, people ask me if she’s my daughter, or while I’m at work, if her “parents” are home. Sometimes i’ve been threatened with assault as they don’t realize she is almost thirty. Sadly, the curse means people make a lot of assumptions and even I occasionally blow away people why I tell them I’m almost 40. There seems to be a wild hair up their butt and they like to impose what they think and age should “look” like, but the best way I found is to troll them if they make assumptions. One time in the middle of a public area, I put my arm around my wife and proudly replied to the person who asked “YES, I AM DEFINITELY ******* MY DAUGHTER!” The embarrassment made them walk away quickly while i just had a shit eating grin on my face. I think that made them less likely to jump to conclusions like that on someone else. Fwiw, my wife thought it was funny.

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tiptoppc 19

My wife is in her almost thirties and looks so young, people ask me if she’s my daughter, or while I’m at work, if her “parents” are home. Sometimes i’ve been threatened with assault as they don’t realize she is almost thirty. Sadly, the curse means people make a lot of assumptions and even I occasionally blow away people why I tell them I’m almost 40. There seems to be a wild hair up their butt and they like to impose what they think and age should “look” like, but the best way I found is to troll them if they make assumptions. One time in the middle of a public area, I put my arm around my wife and proudly replied to the person who asked “YES, I AM DEFINITELY ******* MY DAUGHTER!” The embarrassment made them walk away quickly while i just had a shit eating grin on my face. I think that made them less likely to jump to conclusions like that on someone else. Fwiw, my wife thought it was funny.

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