Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
cheesebond 29
**** that I'd be like "ima sit back, and let you show me how it's done!"
CDobs 8
There is a solution to your problem. I'll give you a hint: it starts with a B and ends in 'lowjob'.
Kathts7 12
I am pretty sure most guys get nervous the first time and can't keep it up. Tell him that it's completely normal :)
middlenamefrank 8
Little-known fact: Erections are closely related to goose bumps. In either case, a "valve" opens up and allows blood to flow into chambers that normally have no blood in them, and the blood pressure in the chambers causes either the hairs on the skin or the penis to become erect. Here's the point....although you generally know what kind of things cause goose bumps, nobody expects anybody to be able to get goose bumps on command -- and yet, we expect men to get (and keep) erections on command. Both men and women need to understand that they are NOT a voluntary response. Patience, understanding, relaxation and arousal are the keys. Tensing up and getting nervous about it are nothing but counterproductive.
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
I wish i could give this comment way more than one thumbs up. Nice to see there are still decent people in the world
kzai 16
Maybe he wants you to rape him. :p Kinky stuff
Omniprism 15
The physical has turned emotional. Instead of trying to get him in the mood you need to have a heart to heart with him. Tell him it didn't bother you that that happened. That you know he's embarrassed but he doesn't need to be. It happens but you want to be intimate with just him. There's lots of factors for why this happened and that it's ok. You need to caress his ego before caressing his penis.
jnazzty 4
He's probably cheating on you
alishous 8
You're a dumbass.
mr_jack_meoff 5
He needs to get right back on that bicycle and ride like the wind.
kingbrizo 24
at least it has nothing to do with you OP =)
FrankHotpants 31
I suppose he couldn't rise to the occasion.