Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
thewife5 19
Maybe he's not ready
ViviMage 40
I won't go into details, but the first time for me his ostomy bag broke open. We didn't get past second base as the batter struck out! Everyone hit the showers! We learned to work around that bit of fun and it never happened again!
womenRpsycho 3
I don't know your story but if you guys can't have amazing sex in the beginning of your sexual relationship, here's your sign....
diamondviper 4
Maybe it's just your fault you can't keep him up.
kievking 14
Sex is kind of essential for a good relationship. Just go slow and he will get there with time.
HeartOfLead 24
Sounds like you have a good drive, while he's a wreck.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
omg ya wow...shut up jaffster
Jellobomb 5
He just needs encouragement
Ashleyraye22 6
That's ok my first time with my boyfriend was ruined because his dog got in my face and drooled on me. That was awkward for sure! Just talk to him about it and get his confidence back up and you'll be golden!
rammy125 4
Maybe it's you,