FML : Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to...

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Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fuckup - / Monday 5 August 2013 18:09 / United States - Naples

Work

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By iShanny | 13

#5614349 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:37

Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!

By michelleJ11 | 25

#5614357 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:40

Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.

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By iShanny | 13

#5614349 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:37

Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!

lex1459 | 38

#5614372 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:44

It'll just feel like an extended vacation!

Toasty283 | 8

#5614473 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:33

sólo un comentario españolas pasando por

By LordoftheOcelots | 10

#5614351 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:37

A full day to sleep? Sounds great

PterodactylMan | 23

#5614487 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:45

Why FML then OP

By Zimmington | 21

#5614356 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:39

Congrats on your extra vacation day!

By michelleJ11 | 25

#5614357 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:40

Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.

By abcdog123 | 16

#5614362 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:42

Fyl how? You get an extra day of vacation!! enjoy

By Dodge4x4Ram | 45

#5614366 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:42

Monday suck anyways

By Juneyah1017 | 9

#5614367 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:43

How is this a FML? Cause you wasted gas driving?

By TheLittleBear | 19

#5614368 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:43

I'm struggling to see the downside to this.

By UnluckyGenius | 21

#5614386 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:48

I once had a day like that, my boss and coworker kept throwing me out because I needed to take a "vacation" much like you OP, all I could think about was how good work is.

mkid232 | 15

#5614441 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:11

Spongebob? Is that you?

alonur | 6

#5614460 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:23

No this is Patrick!

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5614477 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:38

how good work is?? Ya...thats spongebob. :) lol

wisericky | 12

#5614483 - Monday 5 August 2013 11:41

I'm not a krusty krab. *pouts*

By kee_breezy32 | 34

#5614387 - Monday 5 August 2013 10:48

sleeping the rest of the day would be wonderful!

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