Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Top comments
Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
Ctrl_H 18
I think talking about it would embarrass him more. I don't think you can really do anything but wait.
LittleGreenPaola 23
Communication and confidence are essential in a relationship. They must talk about it! Waiting in silence won't help at all
scotty910 9
Can people stop it with the 'spice it up' comment. Its freaking annoying
knoxxx 22
And by talking we don't mean simply telling him that you're upset that you haven't had sex in month, that would probably just make him feel more pressure to preform. Being comfortable enough to talk about the sex you're having, both the good and the bad parts, makes a huge difference.
crymore007 11
Yeah OP, ask what he's into ;) you might be able to persuade him
Mossears133 15
42- You shouldn't judge people for their cinnamon fetish!
scotty910 9
64- Horrible comeback. But nice try
TheModernPatriot 14
Spicing it up isn't the problem If the last time was their first time. He may have a testosterone issue which needs to be checked out.
tatsumahyuu 5
Role playing usually works wonders
Javier6597 19
Give him time or talk it out maybe you'll get him in the mood again
depocadoll 15
Practice makes perfect! Don't give up, make sure he knows its not a big deal to you when an attempt fails, but it is important to you that keep trying. (Assuming you guys are an appropriate age..) Sex should be fun, and being nervous is natural, but don't let it stop your relationship from blossoming.
Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
feelingold 18
yeah, and the man attached to it must be feeling pretty bad too...
fml1365 30
:/
OnlyTheDarkest 17
48, That has GOT to be the most intelligent comment I've ever seen on FML. Thank you for your input, Ma'am.
tiernang 21
get ducktape, viagra, some ropes, and a good sturdy chair. ;)
vballgirly28 16
Weird. If you just give him time he might eventually come around... but I wouldn't exactly get your hopes up.
mudkipsan 19
If she can get her hopes up, she's doing better than he is.
23murray 1
Tell him he did fine. He is obviously insecure about it so make him feel comfortable.
nyrangersfan9 13
Don't confront him angrily; that'll just embarrass him. Do it nicely. And "help him out", if you know what I mean. And ask if he should see a doc about erectile distinction.
nyrangersfan9 13
Damn it; typo. My fault. Thank you for pointing it out.
lissa_jade 22
not sure that would work out in her favor... if it was their first time, he was probably nervous and it obviously didn't go well. she probably shouldn't jump right to "hunny, I love you, but do you have erectile dysfunction?" once he finally feels comfortable talking about it..
splinteredApple 36
He might not have erectile dysfunction, some guys can't keep it up well the first few times.
hman1025 17
LGR!
Mynameislinh 24
Give him some time, because he may not really be ready yet.
Sinistra_Blue 12
Communication is the key.
cristy91 33
Nearly every guy experiences it in their life. I can see why it would be embarrassing, especially on the first try, but get him to realize that one incident doesn't mean he can never perform. Chances are he was just really nervous and that should go away after a few sessions. Good luck, OP, may your life be filled with plenty of fun (and safe) sex
nightfire2258 24
Speak for yourself. I have never experienced that in my life. Maybe he just has premature type problems.