What an original, well thought out comment.

If only there was a button that would save us all the effort of typing that out.

OP should of recorded it, so he could laugh at it later.

Waste of a first comment.

Love the GTA reference for the header...

#73 , exactly what I was thinking

at least the idiot came home to his wife. He may have humped a body pillow thinking it was his wife, but that's infinitely better than ******* around somewhere else.

It could have been a one time thing. or maybe he's just a moron

Yeah but he did also **** 'her' without her moving, speaking, or generally giving any signs of consent/enjoyment/consciousness. I mean, I guess in a usually happy relationship a lack of pushing someone away counts as consent - but a lack of any reaction at all and he still carries on? Am I the only one who finds that a bit weird?

38, if the guy was drunk enough to think a body pillow looked like his wife, do you really think he would notice the lack of movement?

Wouldn't they notice the lack of bones too?...

Actually he was humping the pillow not f**king the pillow

Why do you guys think that the husband thinks the pillow is the wife? The post states that he's angry at the fact she's not home so he most likely knew the pillow was not the wife.

93- not that she hasn't come home yet, that she hasn't *come* yet.

If not, OP and the husband need some counseling.

Agreed. There's something wrong with that man, and they say drunk actions are sober thoughts. OP, I think you need to have a talk with this dumbass of a husband you've got.

if drunk actions are sober thoughts, sounds like he just wants more sex wth her.

or he wants more sex with her.

so he usually enjoys making his wife come? sounds like a good thought to have...

I don't understand :(

You mean *pales? Sorry. Genuinely confused.

The username is tw@ aka, twat.