Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
calebkila 2
the only problem is lack of communication between you two.
gixiuz 6
Maybe he dislikes your ****** try to offer him bj and get him horny then u will have sex if not... Try going for buttsex
starsfan326 12
That's actually really sad
icepick23 12
Try Cialis
superman3212 8
... reallly?
austinj776 3
well if you're like give me your dick in a demonic voice I would be scared too
anitah_fml 5
The first time is rarely a success. My "first" time that we were gonna do it, he couldn't keep it up nor could I stay wet. I dried up all the time. The second time we tried (with lube), it hurt so badly I had to make him stop and wouldn't advance on him for another month, after spending time trying to "stretch" myself a bit through fingering. Don't stress it too much; just make sure to tell him that everything that goes wrong during the first times is normal.
jtaylor991 6
make him feel better then, that's kinda your responsibility..YDI
naiveprophet 15
That's too bad :( The first time, it's often difficult for the guy to keep an erection, due to nerves, but the embarrassment because of it doesn't help future situations. Just be supportive and encouraging, I'm sure you two can work things out.
rhs_baseball 4
slip some viagra in his drink