Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Top comments
Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
alishous 8
Yeah it was definitely entirely HIS fault it wouldn't stay up. *sarcasm*
Martijn1102 14
You should help him trough
lalala7766 11
the same thing happened to me the first few times i tried to have sex. i just couldn't keep it up, but just keep trying and it will work eventually, you just need to find the right time and place and make it as comfortable as possible for both of you. A lot of ED is caused not by physical problems, but by your mental state, especially performance related anxiety and ED. In addition, if this doesn't seem to help make sure he isn't watching too much ****, as this really messes with your brain's natural reward system. I know that might not be something you want to bring up, but if he cares enough about you(and he should if you are having sex) he will work to make it happen, and believe me, it will be totally worth the effort.
kingrod 10
some guys say they can't get it up so they don't have to ****
kingrod 10
just go grab it. take charge. it might work and if it doesn't. chase him around with a carrot and see what happens
kghensley96 9
Oh please. I had a guy break up with me because of the same issue. I was okay with it but his ego wasn't.
LostDN 9
Or to break it to you your not that interesting guys can also get uninterested