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A dog who can not swim

By fml9124 - 01/11/2019 17:12

Today I learned that not all dogs can swim. I was playing fetch with my new girlfriend's bulldog while she sunned herself. I purposely bounced the tennis ball into the pool and the dog happily dove in after it. And sank straight to the bottom. My girlfriend immediately jumped in and saved him and now thinks I'm either cruel or stupid. As God is my witness, I thought all dogs could swim. FML.
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