Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
buddy51 23
That's a stiff penalty to have to pay, OP! It must be hard to erect a defense to head off your BF's limp dick response to his self-abusive penilety for flaccid non-performance!!
alishous 8
Normally I'd say " wow that was punny" But that wasn't punny at all.
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
Definitely i found it to be just disrespectful and arrogant.
griffy14 9
Anxiety can cause that especially since was you two's first time doing it. Just reassure him and remind him to relax about it a bit.
Zebediabolical 45
Tell him that if he can't get it up you're leaving him. Nothing like putting a guy on the spot with major pressure to fix the issues. This sarcastic remark brought to you by Zebediabolical Heavy Industries.
fml1365 30
Poor bud!
chinchilla417 12
there are ways to raise his self-esteem. take this as an opportunity to strengthen your relationship by supporting him. the results could surprise you.
bromoryn 10
Maybe he's gay.
rememberkids 14
he needs to grow a pair! we all **** up, get over it
christian_slate 16
Is it really his fault?
wowthatissad 9
Aww poor guy :(
XPredatorX 5
I couldn't keep it up my first time either, or the second time for that matter. I was just nervous and it got to me (plus my girl was a virgin too, so I wasn't excited about hurting her). But the third time was the charm and we had no problems ever again. I think it probably happens to 90% of guys their first time. Just tell him its normal, but it won't get better if he doesn't try again.