Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
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Top comments
Denny1 15
Poor lil guy
flashback.miss 28
Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.
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Comments (117)
kasmol 16
Help take the pressure to perform off of him. Ask him if you can do something different like oral, mutual masturbation, etc. Help him to regain his confidence. Sometimes it helps to have a rule of no orgasms for the first 30 minutes. Then tease him until he is at the point of no return. When it seems like he can't hold out any longer, ride him until he cums.
DoctorDex 11
Been there... Over and over -.-
hunteryager 18
Wow you seem to have been with a lot of guys with dick problems. Lol
mete_orito 34
Or maybe you are the person with that problem.... over and over.... :-P
Poetaster 10
Wow
mete_orito 34
Well. It also depends on how old is OP's boyfriend. It seems both are very young.
notsofriendly 17
It happens - to both guys and girls! Stress and many other factors impact sex drive and ability to maintain erection. Give it some time and help him see it's not something to despair or worry about, and that you'll be there for him no matter what. I know firsthand that it can seem terrible, but it's probably just anxiety - and even if there's a medical issue, there are plenty of solutions. :)
Mshrodes 13
I think it's a whole other kind of problem you have when the "girl" can't maintain an erection.
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
Holy hell, thumbs up to this comment. Freakin crackin' up xD
rastaams457 6
Poor guy
shadow2903 11
Aww that's so sad :( give lots of lovin to the poor guy and make him feel better!
Tarkinoof 2
That sucks for you OP. It sucks for your bf even more though!
1jordan1 11
At least he's not trying because he is grossed out or doesn't want to have sex with you. Let him know its normal and happens sometimes.
cynical78 15
Stress and performance anxiety can kill an erection. As well as diet, sleep, medical problems etc..